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Kerry Wood falls out of Hot tub

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QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Feb 15, 2007 -> 07:13 PM)
That was the story madeup by that SS for the Rockies right lol, he came out of no where to have that magical season too, or start of a magical season.

Barmes wasn't carrying groceries though, he was carrying like 30 pounds of Deer meat that I believe he got from Todd Helton.

God damn it's good to have baseball back.

Up next for the Cubs - simulated hot tub soaking

Kerry Wood has one weakness.

 

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Haha it's OFFICIAL, baseball is back!! Although this is bizarre, even by the lofty standards the Cubs have set. Is this was Pinella meant by Cubbie Stagger....err Swagger?

Edited by whitesoxfan101

See, that's why Zambrano wants 15-18 Million!! So he can afford a matt outside his hottub.

It all makes sense now!

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QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 08:59 AM)
See, that's why Zambrano wants 15-18 Million!! So he can afford a matt outside his hottub.

It all makes sense now!

 

Lol, thats great.

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Feb 15, 2007 -> 06:55 PM)
Somewhere a Cardinals fans is likely making a spoof of this already. ... Perhaps Kerry Wood should be cryogenically frozen until scientists can find a way to protect him from himself.

They need to protect himself from himself!!!

 

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When the guy on Sporting News radio read this last night, he started laughing.

4-6 days? My Cubs to English dictionary says "Spring Training starts in May for Kerry Wood"

Kerry Wood always seems to be hurt. He must be a accident waiting to happen.

QUOTE(whitesox1976 @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 08:12 PM)
Kerry Wood always seems to be hurt. He must be a accident waiting to happen.

 

He'll get hurt if he blinks wrongly.

When you take steroids, you got to watch your blinking. Eye lid pain is very frequent when you're a steroid abuser like Kerry Wood.

 

Someone ban that kid.

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 03:31 PM)
4-6 days? My Cubs to English dictionary says "Spring Training May Start for Kerry Wood"

 

Fixed it.

 

In other news the Yankees and Rangers and wooing Woods with offers in the $70M/6 range.

haha next were goign to hear the mark prior blew out his shoulder trying to open the door to his car. The cubs are a joke and throwing money at them wont help at all

Cub fans ought to get used to this photo...

 

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RedandWhite...love the new avatar.

I had Kerry Wood going 7 innings this year in the simulated World Series.

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