Hawk: "Ya know DJ, its a bit humid out here, the air is so thick. It makes it hard to swing the bat when its so heavy in this air."

 

DJ: "You got that right partner, these just aren't good conditions for hitting a baseball."

2-0

2-0 Kansas

sucky

That should be game with the way our guys are hitting tonight.

What about me? i got him as my avatar and everything. i love his dreamy golden locks.

 

I hate you.

sigh

Welcome back Mark.

That was just dumb.

 

Why throw a meatball with a 3-1 count, one out? Put the f***er on, and go for the DP.

:uhoh

 

Doh!

Ah!

Let's get to that vaunted defense of theirs.

Buck has been a monster against LHP this year.

f***

I hate you.

Who doesn't?

Seems to me like you misread BA's uniform all the time, thinking it says, "Good ballplayer."

 

Miserable attempt at humor?

13+ innings of 1 hit ball and he has to give one up to Pudge Buck. Ugh

Bullpen, I mean.

Oh well. We never beat the Royals anyways.

DJ must have gotten an A in math.

I hate KC. This s*** always seems to happen when we play them. The White Sox forget how to either hit, pitch, play defense, or a combination of the three.

what is more inept than the white sox offense

 

 

i cant think of anything

On a brighter note, so far for Birmingham:

 

Jack Egbert 5 IP, H, 0 R, 0 BB, 5 K

Miserable attempt at humor?

 

Guess you're not done.

Who can't read now?

what is more inept than the white sox offense

i cant think of anything

 

Ron Santo.

Pick up your pitcher, mother f***ers.