AMERIC Af*** YEAH

 

f***K THAT f*** KHAZAKSTAN

i will firgure four you into a wall

so apparentyl y a a half an hour ecapotrated into time and or spatce

i feel dsrunkere than ant any point in the history of darin erstad, who i do not like, but only slightly respect

K, that last one didnt even make sense

K, that last one didnt even make sense

 

grow a full mustache, than talk, b****.

i need dto af***eingt sober up soon

Something tells me that's not going to happen.

Great thread!

i am going to bed now,.

 

 

i think my roommates about to bone sa chinkc

 

 

i just had a glass of water, per rex kickasses instracuetyuobn

 

 

now, to fall aslee0-

 

ill miss you all until tomorrow

GOOD MORNING!!!

 

I'll sell you an aspirin for $50.

Today is not going to be a good day for heads.

All I want to know is did anyone take Heads's financial advice?

All I want to know is did anyone take Heads's financial advice?

 

I'm glad I only saw the thread this morning or I'd have a trash can filled with Hanes socks and a fridge filled with hedge-fund mustard.

Edited August 19, 200718 yr by FlaSoxxJim

A little bit of a headache and the taste of something not good in my mouth, but otherwise not too bad.

A little bit of a headache and the taste of something not good in my mouth, but otherwise not too bad.

Were you successful in getting your plunger from Rrrarget?

All I want to know is did anyone take Heads's financial advice?

I gotta living room full of pumpkins and I am trying to sell my house/mustard on craigslist

This post needs to be stickied to the top. Refuge for the inebriated typist

haha heads, i wish i was by a computer last night, it would have been an awesome drunk convo

sweet. I love drunk posting.

A little bit of a headache and the taste of something not good in my mouth, but otherwise not too bad.

 

 

Remedy:

3 Advil

1/2 gallon of coffee

2 gallons of water

a greasy double cheeseburger for lunch

 

Where did the Oreos go?

Where did the Oreos go?

 

Sold off along with his room-mate's house to achieve liquidity in anticipation of pending very large ketchup purchase.

What a cheap way to get your post count up!

Ketchup is not the answer, it's close, but not the best investment, the correct advice is salsa

 

GEORGE: "Why don't they have salsa on the table?"

 

JERRY: "What do you need salsa for?"

 

GEORGE: "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America."

 

JERRY: "You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do

you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

 

GEORGE: "You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order

seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

 

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa? You

have the seltezer after the salsa!"