I've never had pineapple on a pizza.

The pineapple must be near canadian bacon for it to work.

 

I'm a pizza purist but will admit to enjoying a Rosati's pineapple and bacon.

I've never played Monopoly.

 

/waits for SnB's angry reponse

I've never played Monopoly.

 

/waits for SnB's angry reponse

I feel like I've already yelled at you for this too but still, you're a communist.

Edited October 25, 200718 yr by Rowand44

Ive never played any form of Pokemon, although I have played some pogs.

I've never been east of Cleveland or south of Charlotte

I assume you meant West of Cleveland. Since, you know, you are from New York, and Charlotte is east of Cleveland.

 

...

 

I've never eaten sushi.

 

I've never listened to or watched Britney Spears intentionally.

 

I've never referred to professional wrestling as a "sport"

 

 

...And none of those three things will ever change.

 

I assume you meant West of Cleveland. Since, you know, you are from New York, and Charlotte is east of Cleveland.

 

...

 

 

Hmm, ya, good call. That would make a lot more sense haha.

I've never been on a roller coaster. I went on the Tilt-A-Whirl when I was like 7, and they had to stop the ride because I was freaking out. True story.

I've never been on a roller coaster. I went on the Tilt-A-Whirl when I was like 7, and they had to stop the ride because I was freaking out. True story.

 

Carousel is more your speed? That surprises me

Hmmmm.

 

I made it up the 77th floor, just not in the way you are supposed to do it...

I made it up the 77th floor, just not in the way you are supposed to do it...

 

 

Spiderman, Spiderman,

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Spiderman.

 

Is he strong?

Listen bud,

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Spiderman.

 

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time.

 

Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Wealth and fame

He's ingnored

Action is his reward.

 

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a hang up

You'll find the Spider man.

 

 

 

 

Spiderpig, Spiderpig

Does whatever a spiderpig does

Can he swing

from a web?

No he can't

He's a pig.

I never missed an opportunity to draw a Sharpie mustache on my roommates when they passed out. It was always great to watch them wake up in the living room of our house in college and realize that they probably had a Hitler 'stache. That walk of shame to the bathroom to check their face for marks was priceless.

I never let anyone leave my house without telling them "Drive safe".

 

 

I dont know why I started saying it, but it makes me feel better after I do.

I've never:

watched any of the old black and white classics like Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, etc.

 

Gone With The Wind was in color.

I've never gotten drunk.

I've never been in a rock band with more than one other person.

I've never been in a rock band with more than one other person.

 

I've never been in one with less than 4.

 

Can you play "Rock" as one person???

There were two of us. And we rocked as hard as you can with fuzzed out guitar, cord organ and theremin, thank you.

Ive never taken as much as a drag as a cigarette

 

Ive never seen such movies as:

any Star Wars

any Godfather

any Matrix

any Harry Potter

any Lord of the Rings

movies with large followings of people scare me and the Godfather is for spite of some Italian friends

I've never ice skated

 

(will probably change in like a month though)

"All I know is I've been going to doctors all my life. What has it gotten me? I'm thirty-three years old. I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm."

 

---"I've never had a really good pickle."

 

 

 

"I'm going to read a book. From front to back. In that order!"

 

---"I've always wanted to do that."

 

 

 

Edited October 26, 200718 yr by daa84

I've never gotten drunk.

 

You drink to get a buzz, just like me.

 

I haven't been drunk since I was like 14 years old.

I've never been in a 3-way but was close once.

There were two of us. And we rocked as hard as you can with fuzzed out guitar, cord organ and theremin, thank you.

 

Actually sounds damn cool! Anytime you throw in a theremin you got something cool going on!!!

I've never been in a 3-way but was close once.

 

The second mirror broke huh?