Your topic heading reminds me of this classic scene;

 

Stewie Griffin [singing] "I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy"

Sailors "And your record will stand as proof"

Stewie Griffin "Be it galley or a freighter, I'm an expert navigator"

Sailors "And you're also a world-class poof"

Stewie Griffin "My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street

Stewie Griffin "For a sailor who can pirouette on cue

Stewie Griffin "Despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two

Sailors "But I'd rather get it on with you"

 

 

But uh yes, go Sox. Maybe it's time to actually win a game.

DBAHO, I just want to say I love your avatar/honorific. XD.

 

"It makes the women here in Cleveland puke."

Edited March 24, 200818 yr by Sox It To Em

 

Never seen "Major League 2"? Then again, I guess I can't fault you.

while we are complementing Avs, Knight, sweet one. Clone High was awesome. The "Black and Tan" part with the "say what" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's been an ongoing joke with my friends and I

the count is getting shelled.

count getting rocked in the 1st inning, everything hit is a line shot so far, has not retired anyone yet, 1-0 mariners with runners on 2nd and 3rd

 

edit: ichiro scores on a line shot to crede, runner holds at 2nd, sexson retired at 1st

 

2-0 mariners

Edited March 24, 200818 yr by joesaiditstrue

Never seen "Major League 2"? Then again, I guess I can't fault you.

 

Yeah, I rented it when it came out, but I think I turned it off after about 20 minutes.

Haha. The start of the season is going to be verrrrry interesting. I got a rough feeling about this year.

Is this game the score?

Is this game the score?

 

The Seattle feed is on Gameday Audio. Sounds like Vin Scully's dad is calling the game.

Two double plays in two innings for our beloved White Sox.

count has no control

Did Toby Hall get his first hit of the spring. I see his average has skyrocketed to .086

Westbrook now with a 0.00 ERA after 14 innings pitched this spring.

sox are getting screwed on some atom balls

Starting pitching is going to be sooooooooo bad this year. I like to believe it is only spring training and it does not count, but there is not even a sense of progress. And there I go again, b****ing, and all doom and gloom ...

Count seems to have settled down, need some fargin' offense off Jarrod fargin' Washburn

Count seems to have settled down, need some fargin' offense off Jarrod fargin' Washburn

 

This team will be awful again against LHP, especially if Fields isn't in the lineup.

Count seems to have settled down, need some fargin' offense off Jarrod fargin' Washburn

Are people still hitting him hard at all? 5 innings so far, only the 2 runs in the first, 5 SO, I don't think he's walked anyone since the 2nd inning.

Starting pitching is going to be sooooooooo bad this year. I like to believe it is only spring training and it does not count, but there is not even a sense of progress. And there I go again, b****ing, and all doom and gloom ...

 

Good thing it's only spring training.

It always makes me feel better to look at the starters spring era's from 2005:

 

Buerhle: 2.66

Garland: 6.12

Contreras: 7.04

Garcia: 6.41

Hernandez: 8.25

McCarthy: 3.79

 

You just can't tell until the season starts, the ball jumps in AZ.

Didn't sound like it, at least for the past couple innings. Carrasco in now.

Wow shocking, a lefty mauling us. The team is ready for the season.

 

 

 

Wow shocking, a lefty mauling us. The team is ready for the season.

 

You would think that the great Greg Walker could teach these guys to hit leftys at least a little bit. Or is the great Greg part of the problem?