f***ing worthless.

I think it's fitting that our only run has come on a double play.

I honestly can't believe I am still watching this.

Really, Delmon, REALLY?!

 

I guess I gotta finish this whiskey in the next 6 outs, then.

I actually think it would be great if the Twins threw at the White Sox and caused a brawl. Someone needs to kick these guys in the ass and get some fire in their belly- it's like these guys have written off the season how they are playing with absolutely no fight tonight. What a ridiculous effort from Javy when we needed it

 

Ho-Ram in for more fun.

What's the Twins record vs righties and lefties this season?

I am so glad that we gave Javy Vazquez $10 million but wouldn't pay Jon Garland.

I am so glad that we gave Javy Vazquez $10 million but wouldn't pay Jon Garland.

+90

Great shot of Guillen with his arms folded, looking like he is pouting. No one near him. He better take a bat or a chair to the card game after this. And rip these motherf***ers a new one.

 

 

We got some guys dat play de soff bawl. Day do da underhand peetch like unda the stall....

Great shot of Guillen with his arms folded, looking like he is pouting. No one near him. He better take a bat or a chair to the card game after this. And rip these motherf***ers a new one.

 

I hope he flips over the buffet table ala Danny Glover in "Angels in the Outfield."

Great shot of Guillen with his arms folded, looking like he is pouting. No one near him. He better take a bat or a chair to the card game after this. And rip these motherf***ers a new one.

 

To do it, he'll have to move Swish from the table first. He'll be doing some funny card tricks to keep the guys loose.

We got some guys dat play de soff bawl. Day do da underhand peetch like unda the stall....

HAHAHAHA perfect. perfect.

Hawk is now just babbling about "managing for the press." Between this and his psychological analyses, we're getting a clinic of nonsense tonight.

Hawk is now just babbling about "managing for the press." Between this and his psychological analyses, we're getting a clinic of nonsense tonight.

 

Seriously, I've been a Hawk apologist for a while now but he's making it very difficult.

YES! Here comes the 9th inning!

GREAT INNING HORACIO! Forget about everything I've said, you're ready for clutch situations finally. Oh wait, you've been pitching in them for a month now.

Seriously, I've been a Hawk apologist for a while now but he's making it very difficult.

I wish they had a transcript of Hawk tonight for the out of town folks.

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because of this, and tomorrow will drag on forever.

Meaningless runs?

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because of this, and tomorrow will drag on forever.

 

Why, we're still up 1 1/2 games. It's not like this was a nail-biter. We got our ass kicked, plain and simple. There's not one play you can pull your hair out over.

Gavin Floyd has proven this year that he has big balls. He will man up Thursday if we need him.

c'mon JD, get some mojo back

Who will be tonights meaningless solo home run.

 

You have to drink a shot the minute Hawk states his stupid comment " Well give them a finish "INSERT PLAYER NAME HERE""