Yes or No?

Nah, during my summer jobs there were never anything good to steal...

No. One time someone took a bite out of my slice of pizza and put it back in the fridge on top of the bag it was in. They must not have liked it. Not surprising, considering it was a week old.

We serve food at work and I've helped myself a few times to that.

I've never purposely taken another employee's food, though.

No. One time someone took a bite out of my slice of pizza and put it back in the fridge on top of the bag it was in. They must not have liked it. Not surprising, considering it was a week old.

 

Look for the guy with the diarrhea and you've got your culprit.

I put "yes", but it was only the extra Diet Cokes from staff lunches that was stashed by others. They're supposed to go in the small fridge, but some people grab 2 or 3 and stash 'em in the big fridge.

Beers. Back in the day, suppliers would come in for after hours product meetings and it would be beer and pizza usually. I'd grab the extras for the ride home. Kids, I was a highly trained professional, do not try this today.

One solution for that theft problem: Make a dog s*** sandwhich, wrap it in foil and then a plastic bag. Set that bad boy front and center in the office fridge.

One solution for that theft problem: Make a dog s*** sandwhich, wrap it in foil and then a plastic bag. Set that bad boy front and center in the office fridge.

That is pure genius.

 

And also a fireable offense.

I did one time at the radiostation I hated working at in college. And I took a bagel out of a bag of bagels, and ate it plain because I was starving and couldnt leave for food.

 

And I replaced the bagel the next week and nobody complained

That is pure genius.

 

And also a fireable offense.

How about a sandwich loaded with hotsauce? That should warn people about eating another person's food.

How about a sandwich loaded with hotsauce? That should warn people about eating another person's food.

A better idea.

That is pure genius.

 

And also a fireable offense.

 

Dude, if they can't catch the asshole who is stealing lunches, they won't catch the guy making the 'special' sandwiches.

How about a sandwich loaded with hotsauce? That should warn people about eating another person's food.

 

Might as well throw in some shards of glass.

Might as well throw in some shards of glass.

 

Grind up some Ex-Lax. You'll find the culprit.

Today at work we had a Christmas party that was like a potluck, you either bring a dish or contribute 5 dollars. I did neither and helped myself. I figure, there was another party I was supposed to go to on Friday that I gave money for and was too busy to go, so f*** it.

I actually stole a peanut butter granola bar yesterday. At where I work we just have a shelving unit that we use like a pantry, and I noticed a box with 2 peanut butter granola bars left. I took one. :-p

Our work fridge is so nasty that I wouldn't eat anything out of it.

I'm enjoying a free soda from the magic soda-refilling refrigerator right now.

 

 

Actually, they're left from our Christmas party. (I won a free hotel stay and a DVD Player, woo!)

Our work fridge is so nasty that I wouldn't eat anything out of it.

They recently cleaned one of them out at my job and found some coffee creamer that expired in August.

 

August 2007 btw.

Hey, fun fact.

 

Powdered coffee creamer is highly flammable.

No way. I had one office where someone got so mad about it, they spiked their food with something used to clean out people's systems before a medical procedure.

Actually, they're left from our Christmas party. (I won a free hotel stay and a DVD Player, woo!)

That's awesome!

There's a chocolate eclair in the Office Fridge on my Floor that's been sitting there since lunchtime.

 

Should I?

There's a chocolate eclair in the Office Fridge on my Floor that's been sitting there since lunchtime.

 

Should I?

 

Sure, I'm sure the fact that someone put it in the fridge means they aren't saving it for later.