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I couldn’t stop crying after the game so I tried to get some sleep. I woke up in a puddle of my own urine and in a Wonder Woman consume. Neither of these things made sense, but one thing is for certain. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GORDON BECKHAM!!!

 

Nice.

lol, I so wanted to see a thread like this.

Gordon Beckham caused my wiener to go and remain flaccid

I will say this: He is by far the smallest guy on the field.

Gordon Beckham caused my wiener to go and remain flaccid

 

Gordon Beckham did not do this to you, blame your ED on someone else

 

I tried to have sex tonight. All I could think of was Beckham's 0 for 3. Now I don't have a girlfriend.

It would be nice to see him do something positive in the next 7 games on this homestand, however.

He'll probably play in five or six of the seven.

Lets say he gets 24 more at bats. Would nice to see him get eight or more hits and cause some Beckham-mania rather than more of the Sox snooze attack.

 

You are like the one guy who refuses to participate in the wave. EVERYONE LOVES THE WAVE!!!

Gordon Beckham caused my wiener to go and remain flaccid

 

Think of Marty Havlat in the middle of a three on one breakaway...

Bacon is NOT a bust.

Think of Marty Havlat in the middle of a three on one breakaway...

 

 

So you want him to think of Marty Havlat in the middle of 3 other dudes to alleviate his problem?

 

 

So you want him to think of Marty Havlat in the middle of 3 other dudes to alleviate his problem?

 

 

 

Trust me, for Murcie, it works everytime.

Bacon is NOT a bust.

He'll be sizzlin' by his 2nd AB tonight.

 

if not, release him and call up Greg Paiml.

 

 

This has to lead into the bring back herbert perry thread. Beckham sucks!

Anyone keeping a "Betemit Tracker?" It would be good to compare to determine who the better player is.

lol, I so wanted to see a thread like this.

 

Glad to deliver for you. I was wondering how many posts would be up by the time I logged in today.

I think it would be a good idea to bring Joe Crede back and let him mentor GB for awhile

Yeah, where is Herbert Perry anyway?

I thought I read that Ozzie is trying to circumvent MLB rules and allow GB to bat three times in the lineup. He'll bat for himself, Chris Getz, and Jayson Nix. If he is still on base when he has to bat again, they will allow a "ghost runner".

I'm stuck back down under and it's all Gordon Beckham's fault.

I was at this dismal loss yesterday.

 

Having said that, are you kidding? It was his FIRST GAME. A little premature to bury him, dontcha think?

I was at this dismal loss yesterday.

 

Having said that, are you kidding? It was his FIRST GAME. A little premature to bury him, dontcha think?

 

hence the incredible amount of sarcasm present in the thread

LVSoxFan strikes out swinging.

You guys think Beckham is hearing the footsteps of Keith Ginter or Eider Torres? Or whoever the middle infielders for Charlotte are.

What is wrong with our advanced scouts?