lostfan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) Randomly text a girl and ask "when are you gonna let me tap that?" and post what she says. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anything bad that happens if yours don't go as planned. lol. Example thread: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 My exchanges: Keith: Hey Brandee Brandee: Hey u. whats up? Keith: Doing homework Brandee: Me 2 Keith: When are you gonna let me tap that? Brandee: lol. Never Keith: Never as in tomorrownight or never as in not ever? Brandee: Stop. When we are 150 years old and crusty Keith: Hey Toya Toya: What's up mr. Keith: So when u gonna let me tap that? Toya: My my my! I got da water wheneva u flame up Keith: I was just wanting to know your reaction... that said, I'll meet u this weekend Toya: I'll b down da pole soon as da alarm sounds! Keith: Dionneeee Dionne: Key keith, what's up Keith: When u gonna let me tap that Dionne: When james passes away and your wife is six feet under Keith: Gee, aren't we uncooperative today Dionne: Ok, on the shore of lake minnetonka @ 615 Keith: I knew you'd see things my way Keith: When are u gonna let me tap that? Chrishawna: Wow. What a text. Keith: It's like that now? Chrishawna: Lawd have mercy. Call me. I got a story to tell u. Keith: So when u gonna let me hit that Amaryah: 2morrow at 530. R u free? Keith: I'll def. make time Edited July 30, 2009 by lostfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Yep, you go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) This is brilliant. If it doesn't work out, you save face as it's just a joke and you post it on here for some laughs. And, you might actually get some action if a girl takes you up on your request. BRILLIANT! Edited July 30, 2009 by BearSox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) lol, if I wasn't married this would actually work I think. I have more since then: Keith: What's up Amber! Amber: s***... tired... computer dead... been rehabbing the new place today and packing Keith: Fun times. When u gonna let me hit that? Amber: lol... what the f***? lol... at least you did the how you doings out the way... lol Keith: Yeah there's protocol and etiquitte. U didn't answer though Amber: Hit what? You weren't specific Keith: Don't be coy. U know what it means Amber: lol... sure I do Amber: As in golden showers? Keith: If that's what you're into. Maybe later. So Saturday afternoon sound good? I'm a busy person Amber: lol... saturday I'm moving with help from the crew... unless u can grout and lay tile first... then u can work on the plumbing Keith: Depending on the plumbing you're referring to we may have a deal Amber: you kinda need to be in chicago to handle this job Keith: Who's to say I couldn't do that Amber: Can you be in Chicago this weekend? Keith: For your goods? I can Amber: So I'll see you saturday morning? Keith: If I "see" you Saturday afternoon Amber: You prolly won't cuz you'll be sleep when we are done Keith: When u gonna let me tap that? Toya (this is a different Toya from the one above): When we find the time Keith: Why haven't you let me? Toya: Cause something always come up... shut up Keith... lol Keith: When are u gonna let me tap that? Laura: Depends what ur tapping Keith: You know what it means Laura: it means ur all talk lol Keith: It's only all talk cuz u didn't answer Laura: cuz im good at changing the subject Keith: Not as good as u think u are. I'll take my chances Edited July 30, 2009 by lostfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Brilliant thread. I'm gonna do it exactly at 12 midnight and back to you on this one bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Ace aked me before you posted this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:04 PM) Ace aked me before you posted this thread. I'm still waiting on a response.... :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread could turn out to be awesome. I hope some of you try this and get some ridiculous responses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 12:50 AM) Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold. It's too long for me to read. I browsed it. That thing had me dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:52 PM) It's too long for me to read. I browsed it. That thing had me dying. I read like the first 2 pages and just jumped and skimmed around after that. Some of the funniest ones were ones sent to family members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I find it hilarious that this has actually gotten a lot of people laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Well I'll have to do it tomorrow now, since my phone died and I forgot my charger at my relative's house.. But I'm definitely doing this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:50 PM) Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold. Yikes, seems like a lot of those guys don't talk to females very often. I'm all over this tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Dan, you're my son...and you're also grounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) I'll start later today on the phone with the girls, but I've already been turned down twice on AIM and Kev (actually all knew). Hell I couldn't even ask the damn question for the joke.. Me- (3:04:02 AM) littleman4life86: yo blake can i ask u a question witesoxfan- (3:04:11 AM) simone3233: you may not tap that Me- (3:04:16 AM) littleman4life86: lmfao!! Me- (3:04:59 AM) littleman4life86: see.. this is why i love u Me- (3:05:07 AM) littleman4life86: hahahaha witesoxfan- (3:05:48 AM) simone3233: lol, i saw the thread and knew exactly Me- (3:17:23 AM) littleman4life86: yo carl can i ask u somethin? T R U- (3:17:35 AM) t r u PeRFeCTioN: no, you cant tap this Me- (3:17:39 AM) littleman4life86: god dammit!!!! Me- (3:17:42 AM) littleman4life86: lmfao Me- (3:18:07 AM) t r u PeRFeCTioN: bah haha Me- (3:29:37 AM) littleman4life86: yo kev can i ask u a question Kev211- (3:29:44 AM) KEV21190: if you do what slav did Kev211- (3:29:46 AM) KEV21190: im going to slap you Me- (3:29:47 AM) littleman4life86: hahahahahaha God damn Slav ruined everything though.. <_> EDIT: Got one taker.. sort of.. Me- (3:44:15 AM) littleman4life86: yo mike can i ask u a question BobDylan- (3:44:42 AM) bobdylanrh: Go for it. Me- (3:44:15 AM) littleman4life86: when are you gonna let me tap dat? BobDylan- (3:44:32 AM) bobdylanrh: Been on Reddit? Me- (3:44:40 AM) littleman4life86: not at all Me- (3:44:50 AM) littleman4life86: straight forward to the bone....er... sir BobDylan- (3:44:15 AM) bobdylanrh: I know what you're talking about, and I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw it. Me- (3:44:19 AM) littleman4life86: hahahahahaha Edited July 30, 2009 by SoxAce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Ace... wow, you totally didn't get the idea. You're, um, how do I put this. You're supposed to say that to girls. When you say it to guys, it's unfunny, especially when they all frequent the same message board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread is also known as the "Reason I got divorced" thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Keith wants me to loose the majority of the prospects that I have. No thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 08:57 AM) Keith wants me to loose the majority of any prospects that I have. No thank you. Maybe he should have been more clear in the opening post "Please do NOT try this on your Mom or Sisters" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I'd be surprised if more than 10% of those threads on the site actually happened. Also, I couldn't possibly pull this off. If I ever texted someone and used a phrase like "when are you gonna let me tap that", everyone I know would think someone else had stolen my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 08:59 AM) Maybe he should have been more clear in the opening post "Please do NOT try this on your Mom or Sisters" Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Me: Hey Rhi: HEY!! Me: I need to ask you a question Rhi: ok? Me: When you going to let me tap that Rhi: hahaha Rhi: You horny bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:13 AM) Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead. Its not like you to totally bring down a thread like this. Now I am going to tuck my tail between my legs and walk away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:17 AM) Its not like you to totally bring down a thread like this. Now I am going to tuck my tail between my legs and walk away Aw schucks kyle dont worry about it. My mom is perfectly alive and well and I have a gay brother so its cool. I am a bad person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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