July 30, 200916 yr Randomly text a girl and ask "when are you gonna let me tap that?" and post what she says. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anything bad that happens if yours don't go as planned. lol. Example thread: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 My exchanges: Keith: Hey Brandee Brandee: Hey u. whats up? Keith: Doing homework Brandee: Me 2 Keith: When are you gonna let me tap that? Brandee: lol. Never Keith: Never as in tomorrownight or never as in not ever? Brandee: Stop. When we are 150 years old and crusty Keith: Hey Toya Toya: What's up mr. Keith: So when u gonna let me tap that? Toya: My my my! I got da water wheneva u flame up Keith: I was just wanting to know your reaction... that said, I'll meet u this weekend Toya: I'll b down da pole soon as da alarm sounds! Keith: Dionneeee Dionne: Key keith, what's up Keith: When u gonna let me tap that Dionne: When james passes away and your wife is six feet under Keith: Gee, aren't we uncooperative today Dionne: Ok, on the shore of lake minnetonka @ 615 Keith: I knew you'd see things my way Keith: When are u gonna let me tap that? Chrishawna: Wow. What a text. Keith: It's like that now? Chrishawna: Lawd have mercy. Call me. I got a story to tell u. Keith: So when u gonna let me hit that Amaryah: 2morrow at 530. R u free? Keith: I'll def. make time Edited July 30, 200916 yr by lostfan
July 30, 200916 yr This is brilliant. If it doesn't work out, you save face as it's just a joke and you post it on here for some laughs. And, you might actually get some action if a girl takes you up on your request. BRILLIANT! Edited July 30, 200916 yr by BearSox
July 30, 200916 yr Author lol, if I wasn't married this would actually work I think. I have more since then: Keith: What's up Amber! Amber: s***... tired... computer dead... been rehabbing the new place today and packing Keith: Fun times. When u gonna let me hit that? Amber: lol... what the f***? lol... at least you did the how you doings out the way... lol Keith: Yeah there's protocol and etiquitte. U didn't answer though Amber: Hit what? You weren't specific Keith: Don't be coy. U know what it means Amber: lol... sure I do Amber: As in golden showers? Keith: If that's what you're into. Maybe later. So Saturday afternoon sound good? I'm a busy person Amber: lol... saturday I'm moving with help from the crew... unless u can grout and lay tile first... then u can work on the plumbing Keith: Depending on the plumbing you're referring to we may have a deal Amber: you kinda need to be in chicago to handle this job Keith: Who's to say I couldn't do that Amber: Can you be in Chicago this weekend? Keith: For your goods? I can Amber: So I'll see you saturday morning? Keith: If I "see" you Saturday afternoon Amber: You prolly won't cuz you'll be sleep when we are done Keith: When u gonna let me tap that? Toya (this is a different Toya from the one above): When we find the time Keith: Why haven't you let me? Toya: Cause something always come up... shut up Keith... lol Keith: When are u gonna let me tap that? Laura: Depends what ur tapping Keith: You know what it means Laura: it means ur all talk lol Keith: It's only all talk cuz u didn't answer Laura: cuz im good at changing the subject Keith: Not as good as u think u are. I'll take my chances Edited July 30, 200916 yr by lostfan
July 30, 200916 yr Brilliant thread. I'm gonna do it exactly at 12 midnight and back to you on this one bro.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:04 PM) Ace aked me before you posted this thread. I'm still waiting on a response.... :wub:
July 30, 200916 yr This thread could turn out to be awesome. I hope some of you try this and get some ridiculous responses.
July 30, 200916 yr Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold.
July 30, 200916 yr Author QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 12:50 AM) Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold. It's too long for me to read. I browsed it. That thing had me dying.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:52 PM) It's too long for me to read. I browsed it. That thing had me dying. I read like the first 2 pages and just jumped and skimmed around after that. Some of the funniest ones were ones sent to family members.
July 30, 200916 yr Well I'll have to do it tomorrow now, since my phone died and I forgot my charger at my relative's house.. But I'm definitely doing this..
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (BearSox @ Jul 29, 2009 -> 11:50 PM) Did anyone of you guys look at the example thread? That thing is like 60 pages of pure gold. Yikes, seems like a lot of those guys don't talk to females very often. I'm all over this tomorrow.
July 30, 200916 yr Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Dan, you're my son...and you're also grounded.
July 30, 200916 yr I'll start later today on the phone with the girls, but I've already been turned down twice on AIM and Kev (actually all knew). Hell I couldn't even ask the damn question for the joke.. Me- (3:04:02 AM) littleman4life86: yo blake can i ask u a question witesoxfan- (3:04:11 AM) simone3233: you may not tap that Me- (3:04:16 AM) littleman4life86: lmfao!! Me- (3:04:59 AM) littleman4life86: see.. this is why i love u Me- (3:05:07 AM) littleman4life86: hahahaha witesoxfan- (3:05:48 AM) simone3233: lol, i saw the thread and knew exactly Me- (3:17:23 AM) littleman4life86: yo carl can i ask u somethin? T R U- (3:17:35 AM) t r u PeRFeCTioN: no, you cant tap this Me- (3:17:39 AM) littleman4life86: god dammit!!!! Me- (3:17:42 AM) littleman4life86: lmfao Me- (3:18:07 AM) t r u PeRFeCTioN: bah haha Me- (3:29:37 AM) littleman4life86: yo kev can i ask u a question Kev211- (3:29:44 AM) KEV21190: if you do what slav did Kev211- (3:29:46 AM) KEV21190: im going to slap you Me- (3:29:47 AM) littleman4life86: hahahahahaha God damn Slav ruined everything though.. <_> EDIT: Got one taker.. sort of.. Me- (3:44:15 AM) littleman4life86: yo mike can i ask u a question BobDylan- (3:44:42 AM) bobdylanrh: Go for it. Me- (3:44:15 AM) littleman4life86: when are you gonna let me tap dat? BobDylan- (3:44:32 AM) bobdylanrh: Been on Reddit? Me- (3:44:40 AM) littleman4life86: not at all Me- (3:44:50 AM) littleman4life86: straight forward to the bone....er... sir BobDylan- (3:44:15 AM) bobdylanrh: I know what you're talking about, and I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw it. Me- (3:44:19 AM) littleman4life86: hahahahahaha Edited July 30, 200916 yr by SoxAce
July 30, 200916 yr Ace... wow, you totally didn't get the idea. You're, um, how do I put this. You're supposed to say that to girls. When you say it to guys, it's unfunny, especially when they all frequent the same message board.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 08:57 AM) Keith wants me to loose the majority of any prospects that I have. No thank you. Maybe he should have been more clear in the opening post "Please do NOT try this on your Mom or Sisters"
July 30, 200916 yr I'd be surprised if more than 10% of those threads on the site actually happened. Also, I couldn't possibly pull this off. If I ever texted someone and used a phrase like "when are you gonna let me tap that", everyone I know would think someone else had stolen my phone.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 08:59 AM) Maybe he should have been more clear in the opening post "Please do NOT try this on your Mom or Sisters" Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead.
July 30, 200916 yr Me: Hey Rhi: HEY!! Me: I need to ask you a question Rhi: ok? Me: When you going to let me tap that Rhi: hahaha Rhi: You horny bastard
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:13 AM) Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead. Its not like you to totally bring down a thread like this. Now I am going to tuck my tail between my legs and walk away
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:17 AM) Its not like you to totally bring down a thread like this. Now I am going to tuck my tail between my legs and walk away Aw schucks kyle dont worry about it. My mom is perfectly alive and well and I have a gay brother so its cool. I am a bad person.
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