July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:18 AM) Aw schucks kyle dont worry about it. My mom is perfectly alive and well and I have a gay brother so its cool. I am a bad person. soo... what did your brother say when you texted him? Yeah, I am a bad person too.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:23 AM) soo... what did your brother say when you texted him? Yeah, I am a bad person too. Haha!
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:23 AM) soo... what did your brother say when you texted him? Yeah, I am a bad person too. He probably said: "I'll be back in a jingleheimer jiffy".
July 30, 200916 yr Me (11:12 PM): So when you gonna let me tap that Natalie (12:42 AM): Who is this (Before you f***bags say anything, she got a new phone yesterday) Me (12:48 AM): Alex Natalie (6:29 AM): Lol sorry I passed out last night! Soon! I have three weeks off coming up Me (10:45 AM):
July 30, 200916 yr Me: Hey Courtney: Hey Me: So I have an important question to ask Courtney: Important Important?? Me: The most important Courtney: mmmk Me: When you going to let me tap that Courtney: Nice question Kyle Me: A question that needs answering Courtney: When I get straight A's Me: rejected! Me: Hey Dani: Good Morning! Me: So I got a question for you Dani: ok Me: When you going to let me tap that Dani: Haha Dani: Whenever you get yourself down here Me: For real? Dani: Haha maybe
July 30, 200916 yr Not as fun, but this was to my wife Me: Hey i need to ask you a question her: huh? Me: When are you going to let me tap that? her: what? Me: you read it right her: well tonite when i get home late LATE! Tomorrow until we pick up abby and most likely tomorrow night, saturday morning and looks like Sunday night! Honestly I did not expect that response. I love my wife
July 30, 200916 yr Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: A little blunt, huh? Idkkkk Me: Im a busy guy, I like to keep a schedule Her: O yeah? New found confidence?? jk jk Me: so you didn't really answer the question... Her: lol it will answer itself over time
July 30, 200916 yr Author QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 10:13 AM) Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead. This guy pulled that on me once, let me feel like a complete asshole for a couple mins before he told me he was f***ing with me.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 01:40 PM) This guy pulled that on me once, let me feel like a complete asshole for a couple mins before he told me he was f***ing with me. I hate people that do that. That's the s***tiest, most awkward feeling ever.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 02:39 PM) I hate people that do that. That's the s***tiest, most awkward feeling ever. Awesome, that is what I was going for. LOL Trust me kyle deserves it.
July 30, 200916 yr Me: Hey Sadie: Heyy Me: I have an important question Sadie: And wat would that be?? Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Sadie: Wat?? Me: You know Sadie: Where is this coming from? Me: Deep inside of my heart.. Me: So...what do you think? Sadie: Yea..ok Me: Really? Sadie: Yea Me: When is this going to go down? Sadie: In your dreams Jake...now leave me alone OUCH Alex hi whats up? 2:42pmJake i'm just sitting here thinking about something really important to me 2:42pmAlex what? 2:44pmJake when you gonna let me tap that? 2:44pmAlex never 2:47pmJake whatt 2:49pmAlex you heard 2:49pmJake how come 2:49pmAlex because i said so 2:50pmJake i am shocked 2:50pmAlex are you really? 2:50pmJake yes 2:50pmAlex you shouldnt be 2:51pmJake why not 2:52pmAlex because your my friend,,,,, 2:52pmJake i just want to become closer friends 2:53pmAlex i dont 2:54pmJake you were really sending that signal 2:55pmAlex no i dont think so 2:55pmJake you should really be more careful 2:55pmAlex thanks for the tip jake kaboom
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (EvilJester99 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 03:02 PM) Ouch Jake you got killed there... lol I didn't want to do it on the people I know for sure would go for it...because I don't want to be expected to go through with it? Those types of things get out in high school you know lol. I have an ace in the hole for later.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 11:26 AM) Not as fun, but this was to my wife Me: Hey i need to ask you a question her: huh? Me: When are you going to let me tap that? her: what? Me: you read it right her: well tonite when i get home late LATE! Tomorrow until we pick up abby and most likely tomorrow night, saturday morning and looks like Sunday night! Honestly I did not expect that response. I love my wife That still leaves Saturday night open...what's her number?
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:18 AM) Aw schucks kyle dont worry about it. My mom is perfectly alive and well and I have a gay brother so its cool. I had a friend who that really did happen to. It was my freshman year of high school at the lunch table, and somehow the comment got made towards a guy about "f***ing his mother." Then the guy proceeded to say that his mom had died of cancer a year ago, which she really had. My friend felt so bad. The other guy wasn't really mad or anything since he knew none of us knew, but the look on his face when he said his mom had died was awful. I just wanted to leave the table, and I wasn't even part of the exchange.
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (RibbieRubarb @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 03:16 PM) That still leaves Saturday night open...what's her number? Its 847-4.............HEY!!!!!
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 04:40 PM) Its 847-4.............HEY!!!!! I believe on a cell phone, HEY comes out to 439. Cool, thanks.
July 30, 200916 yr Me:Hey when can I tap dat RibBarb:last time u fell asleep Me:Well you know what happens when you make the appltinis 2 strong! RibBarb:I suppose we can tap tonight, Dance is a rerun neway Me:Sweet RibBarb:but if u wear the southpaw costume again i will stab u with andy the clown.
July 30, 200916 yr Alright now for the girls, here are my results. I'll just post about five of them. Me: Hey u Jamie: wuts up Me: nm nm u? Jaime: Nadda Me: Hey i gotta ask u an important question Jaime: Wat Me: When r u gonna let me tap dat? Jaime: Lol shut up Me: Im serious when r u gonna let me bend u up n spank u down Jaime: Lol Me: So is that an lol for anytime? Jaime: Ur goofy Me: So ill pick u up tomorrow at 9? Jaime: Lol no ur crazy Me: im in a good mood today Jaime: were u in a bad mood when u turned me down twice b4? Me: damn... good point Me: Hey u Cindy: Whats up Me: nm chicken lips u? Cindy: Im good me nd pedro broke up 4 good...bulls*** reason..but im wit someone new Me: Im proud of ya cin cin lol (she said some other stuff but its too long n boring so im skipping) Me: Hey i gotta ask u somethin Cindy: What? Me: When u gonna lemme tap dat Cindy: Never u crazy jerry! Me: Shot down again lmao! Cindy: Lmao Me: Hey u Lala: Hey kiddo, wat it do? Me: nm boo u? Lala: Getting chinese food, n goin 2 wahala... Me: Wtf y wasnt i invited? lol Lala: Im takin photos 4 a project.. Me: Project on the beach? Well its nice 2 c ur still weird lol i keed Lmao, its 4 my digital photography class.. Me: More like weird pornography class dont lie Me: Hey i gotta ask u a question tho b4 u side track me Lala: Wats up? Me: So when u gonna lemme tap dat Lala: R u serious? Me: Sure y not Lala: Wat the hell dude? Me: U didnt answer the question Lala: How bout never Me: So dat never means a slim chance? Hehe Lala: lol Me: Hey u Melly: Hi Me: Wuts up Melly: At work waiting to get out at 6 wat abt yu Me: Chillin chillin but i gotta ask u an important question Melly: Wa Me: When u gonna let me tap dat? Melly: Lol what! Me: Answer the question :-D Melly: Um no Me: Cmon u kno u wanna Melly: Na why are yu serious boy Me: Cuz im sprung Melly: Shut up Me: The love is there baby Melly: I kno lol Me: Hey u Claudia: Hey whats up Me: u still with ol girl? (If it isn't obvious ppl, he's BI) Claudia: Yes Me: tell her i sed wud up Claudia: shes says hi back Me: Hey i gotta ask u a question missy Claudia: sure whats up Me: When u gonna lemme tap dat? Claudia: haha omg r u serious? Me: yea, ur hot gf can have some too Claudia: U know i used to like you, but that was a long time ago Me: i kno thats y im giving u ur fantasy now Claudia: lol i think my girl can satisfy me just fine.. sorry Me: damn so ill see you gals on august 7th at the party Claudia: u kno it My boy who knows her also ask her the same question: Hector: whats up Clauddy? Claudia: nm u? Hector: chillin, but i gotta ask u somethin Claudia: whats that Hector: when u gonna let me tap dat ass? Claudia: lol gerry asked that same question earlier r u with him? Hector: not at all but he mentioned it over da phone Claudia: Lol Hector: So wut about me instead... Claudia: Maybe when ur dick is bigger than 2 inches Hector: So its like dat? 4get u then BURN!!!
July 30, 200916 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 05:04 PM) Me:Hey when can I tap dat RibBarb:last time u fell asleep Me:Well you know what happens when you make the appltinis 2 strong! RibBarb:I suppose we can tap tonight, Dance is a rerun neway Me:Sweet RibBarb:but if u wear the southpaw costume again i will stab u with andy the clown. LMAO, first response was "you fell asleep last time", next response is "Oh well, my favorite show is a rerun anyway. Why not?"
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