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QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:18 AM)
Aw schucks kyle dont worry about it. My mom is perfectly alive and well and I have a gay brother so its cool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lolhitting

 

I am a bad person.

 

 

soo... what did your brother say when you texted him?

 

Yeah, I am a bad person too.

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Me (11:12 PM): So when you gonna let me tap that

Natalie (12:42 AM): Who is this (Before you f***bags say anything, she got a new phone yesterday)

Me (12:48 AM): Alex

Natalie (6:29 AM): Lol sorry I passed out last night! Soon! I have three weeks off coming up

Me (10:45 AM): :)

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Me: Hey

Courtney: Hey

Me: So I have an important question to ask

Courtney: Important Important??

Me: The most important

Courtney: mmmk

Me: When you going to let me tap that

Courtney: Nice question Kyle

Me: A question that needs answering

Courtney: When I get straight A's

Me: rejected!

 

 

 

Me: Hey

Dani: Good Morning!

Me: So I got a question for you

Dani: ok

Me: When you going to let me tap that

Dani: Haha

Dani: Whenever you get yourself down here

Me: For real?

Dani: Haha maybe

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Not as fun, but this was to my wife

 

 

Me: Hey i need to ask you a question

 

her: huh?

 

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?

 

her: what?

 

Me: you read it right

 

her: well tonite when i get home late LATE! Tomorrow until we pick up abby and most likely tomorrow night, saturday morning and looks like Sunday night!

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D Honestly I did not expect that response. I love my wife

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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?

 

Her: A little blunt, huh? Idkkkk

 

Me: Im a busy guy, I like to keep a schedule

 

Her: O yeah? New found confidence?? jk jk

 

Me: so you didn't really answer the question...

 

Her: lol it will answer itself over time

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QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 10:13 AM)
Real funny kyyle. I dont have any sisters and my Mom is dead.

This guy pulled that on me once, let me feel like a complete asshole for a couple mins before he told me he was f***ing with me.

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 01:40 PM)
This guy pulled that on me once, let me feel like a complete asshole for a couple mins before he told me he was f***ing with me.

I hate people that do that. That's the s***tiest, most awkward feeling ever.

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Me: Hey

Sadie: Heyy

Me: I have an important question

Sadie: And wat would that be??

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Sadie: Wat??

Me: You know

Sadie: Where is this coming from?

Me: Deep inside of my heart..

Me: So...what do you think?

Sadie: Yea..ok

Me: Really?

Sadie: Yea

Me: When is this going to go down?

Sadie: In your dreams Jake...now leave me alone

 

OUCH

 

Alex

hi

whats up?

2:42pmJake

i'm just sitting here thinking about something really important to me

2:42pmAlex

what?

2:44pmJake

when you gonna let me tap that?

2:44pmAlex

never

2:47pmJake

whatt

2:49pmAlex

you heard

2:49pmJake

how come

2:49pmAlex

because i said so

2:50pmJake

i am shocked

2:50pmAlex

are you really?

2:50pmJake

yes

2:50pmAlex

you shouldnt be

2:51pmJake

why not

2:52pmAlex

because your my friend,,,,,

2:52pmJake

i just want to become closer friends

2:53pmAlex

i dont

2:54pmJake

you were really sending that signal

2:55pmAlex

no i dont think so

2:55pmJake

you should really be more careful

2:55pmAlex

thanks for the tip jake

 

kaboom

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QUOTE (EvilJester99 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 03:02 PM)
Ouch Jake you got killed there... lol

 

I didn't want to do it on the people I know for sure would go for it...because I don't want to be expected to go through with it? Those types of things get out in high school you know lol. I have an ace in the hole for later.

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QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 11:26 AM)
Not as fun, but this was to my wife

 

 

Me: Hey i need to ask you a question

 

her: huh?

 

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?

 

her: what?

 

Me: you read it right

 

her: well tonite when i get home late LATE! Tomorrow until we pick up abby and most likely tomorrow night, saturday morning and looks like Sunday night!

 

 

:D Honestly I did not expect that response. I love my wife

 

That still leaves Saturday night open...what's her number? :lolhitting

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QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 09:18 AM)
Aw schucks kyle dont worry about it. My mom is perfectly alive and well and I have a gay brother so its cool.

I had a friend who that really did happen to. It was my freshman year of high school at the lunch table, and somehow the comment got made towards a guy about "f***ing his mother." Then the guy proceeded to say that his mom had died of cancer a year ago, which she really had. My friend felt so bad. The other guy wasn't really mad or anything since he knew none of us knew, but the look on his face when he said his mom had died was awful. I just wanted to leave the table, and I wasn't even part of the exchange.

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Me:Hey when can I tap dat

RibBarb:last time u fell asleep

Me:Well you know what happens when you make the appltinis 2 strong!

RibBarb:I suppose we can tap tonight, Dance is a rerun neway

Me:Sweet

RibBarb:but if u wear the southpaw costume again i will stab u with andy the clown.

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Alright now for the girls, here are my results. :lol: I'll just post about five of them.

 

Me: Hey u

Jamie: wuts up

Me: nm nm u?

Jaime: Nadda

Me: Hey i gotta ask u an important question

Jaime: Wat

Me: When r u gonna let me tap dat?

Jaime: Lol shut up

Me: Im serious when r u gonna let me bend u up n spank u down

Jaime: Lol

Me: So is that an lol for anytime?

Jaime: Ur goofy

Me: So ill pick u up tomorrow at 9?

Jaime: Lol no ur crazy

Me: im in a good mood today

Jaime: were u in a bad mood when u turned me down twice b4?

Me: damn... good point

 

Me: Hey u

Cindy: Whats up

Me: nm chicken lips u?

Cindy: Im good me nd pedro broke up 4 good...bulls*** reason..but im wit someone new

Me: Im proud of ya cin cin lol (she said some other stuff but its too long n boring so im skipping) :lol:

Me: Hey i gotta ask u somethin

Cindy: What?

Me: When u gonna lemme tap dat

Cindy: Never u crazy jerry!

Me: Shot down again lmao!

Cindy: Lmao

 

Me: Hey u

Lala: Hey kiddo, wat it do?

Me: nm boo u?

Lala: Getting chinese food, n goin 2 wahala...

Me: Wtf y wasnt i invited? lol

Lala: Im takin photos 4 a project..

Me: Project on the beach? Well its nice 2 c ur still weird lol i keed

Lmao, its 4 my digital photography class..

Me: More like weird pornography class dont lie

Me: Hey i gotta ask u a question tho b4 u side track me

Lala: Wats up?

Me: So when u gonna lemme tap dat

Lala: R u serious?

Me: Sure y not

Lala: Wat the hell dude?

Me: U didnt answer the question

Lala: How bout never

Me: So dat never means a slim chance? Hehe

Lala: lol

 

 

Me: Hey u

Melly: Hi

Me: Wuts up

Melly: At work waiting to get out at 6 wat abt yu

Me: Chillin chillin but i gotta ask u an important question

Melly: Wa

Me: When u gonna let me tap dat?

Melly: Lol what!

Me: Answer the question :-D

Melly: Um no

Me: Cmon u kno u wanna

Melly: Na why are yu serious boy

Me: Cuz im sprung

Melly: Shut up

Me: The love is there baby

Melly: I kno lol

 

Me: Hey u

Claudia: Hey whats up

Me: u still with ol girl? (If it isn't obvious ppl, he's BI)

Claudia: Yes

Me: tell her i sed wud up

Claudia: shes says hi back

Me: Hey i gotta ask u a question missy

Claudia: sure whats up

Me: When u gonna lemme tap dat?

Claudia: haha omg r u serious?

Me: yea, ur hot gf can have some too

Claudia: U know i used to like you, but that was a long time ago

Me: i kno thats y im giving u ur fantasy now

Claudia: lol i think my girl can satisfy me just fine.. sorry

Me: damn so ill see you gals on august 7th at the party

Claudia: u kno it

 

 

My boy who knows her also ask her the same question:

Hector: whats up Clauddy?

Claudia: nm u?

Hector: chillin, but i gotta ask u somethin

Claudia: whats that

Hector: when u gonna let me tap dat ass?

Claudia: lol gerry asked that same question earlier r u with him?

Hector: not at all but he mentioned it over da phone

Claudia: Lol

Hector: So wut about me instead...

Claudia: Maybe when ur dick is bigger than 2 inches

Hector: So its like dat? 4get u then

 

BURN!!!

 

 

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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 05:04 PM)
Me:Hey when can I tap dat

RibBarb:last time u fell asleep

Me:Well you know what happens when you make the appltinis 2 strong!

RibBarb:I suppose we can tap tonight, Dance is a rerun neway

Me:Sweet

RibBarb:but if u wear the southpaw costume again i will stab u with andy the clown.

 

LMAO, first response was "you fell asleep last time", next response is "Oh well, my favorite show is a rerun anyway. Why not?"

 

 

 

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