I'm looking forward to Heavy Fuel Crew.

 

That may be why they're bad, but it's flat out awful. I'll give them a touch of slack only because chemistry is obviously important in a good radio show, but stuff like "what is visually appealing to you in baseball" for a 1/2 hour and playing a recorded old joke for 3 minutes is just a sampling of the badness.

 

It's brutal.

Coolest sand sculpture ever.

 

So my stepdaughter is quickly approaching the age where I'm going to start having to beat the s*** out of other people's boys.

 

I thought boobs were supposed to take like years to grow? Hers just kind of popped up overnight. WTF. And why do all teenage girls have to be con artists?

So my stepdaughter is quickly approaching the age where I'm going to start having to beat the s*** out of other people's boys.

 

I thought boobs were supposed to take like years to grow? Hers just kind of popped up overnight. WTF. And why do all teenage girls have to be con artists?

 

It is practice for when they grow up to be adult women.

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It is practice for when they grow up to be adult women.

Ah, makes perfect sense.

Coolest sand sculpture ever.

 

Awesome.

Why run the triatholon? You just wind up in the emergency room and giving me a crap ton of work. Wow, what a crazy day.

Upsets galore at The Emmys.

Upsets galore at The Emmys.

 

Bryan Cranston takes it home again. I usually hate repetitive winners in anything, but I really like this scenario.

Bryan Cranston takes it home again. I usually hate repetitive winners in anything, but I really like this scenario.

The Daily Show should not have won this year. That should have gone to Conan.

The Daily Show should not have won this year. That should have gone to Conan.

 

To be honest, I thought they were just going to give it to Conan. Perhaps they would've if all of that stuff happened more recently.

 

And I really can't argue with The Daily Show winning again. This past year was a pretty good one for them.

To be honest, I thought they were just going to give it to Conan. Perhaps they would've if all of that stuff happened more recently.

 

And I really can't argue with The Daily Show winning again. This past year was a pretty good one for them.

What NBC did to Conan sucked, and I am a huge Conan fan, but the Daily Show is so damn good day in and day out.

I feel like a creeper this first week of class, trying to make sure I sit next the the only hot girl in my history classes.

 

You're just taking initiative.

So my stepdaughter is quickly approaching the age where I'm going to start having to beat the s*** out of other people's boys.

 

I thought boobs were supposed to take like years to grow? Hers just kind of popped up overnight. WTF. And why do all teenage girls have to be con artists?

 

I had a son and got snipped. I'll be able to sleep at night when he's a teenager.

I'll be able to sleep at night when he's a teenager.

Really?

There's a woman I work with. She's really friendly and nice, but every time someone walks past, she says their name in a sing-songy way. I mean like every time someone walks by her. For a while, it only bothered me a little bit, but now I want to dropkick her when she says it.

 

It's one of those things that just cuts right through you.

There's a woman I work with. She's really friendly and nice, but every time someone walks past, she says their name in a sing-songy way. I mean like every time someone walks by her. For a while, it only bothered me a little bit, but now I want to dropkick her when she says it.

 

It's one of those things that just cuts right through you.

 

"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment." --Office Space

Mike Tyson has been an utter disappointment on Twitter. Unfollow.

Really?

 

It's less stressfull to worry about one dick instead of many dicks.

There's a woman I work with. She's really friendly and nice, but every time someone walks past, she says their name in a sing-songy way. I mean like every time someone walks by her. For a while, it only bothered me a little bit, but now I want to dropkick her when she says it.

 

It's one of those things that just cuts right through you.

 

Cue Seinfeld music.

There's a woman I work with. She's really friendly and nice, but every time someone walks past, she says their name in a sing-songy way. I mean like every time someone walks by her. For a while, it only bothered me a little bit, but now I want to dropkick her when she says it.

 

It's one of those things that just cuts right through you.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91grichmeister.phtml

If facebook existed through history...

 

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If facebook existed through history...

 

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bahahaha thats f***ing awesome.

Upsets galore at The Emmys.

I think LOST got hosed. Especially in the best supporting Actor category. No way Ben or Locke shouldn't have won that. Unfortunately, they probably "split the vote"

There's a woman I work with. She's really friendly and nice, but every time someone walks past, she says their name in a sing-songy way. I mean like every time someone walks by her. For a while, it only bothered me a little bit, but now I want to dropkick her when she says it.

 

It's one of those things that just cuts right through you.

 

"Did you ever notice that Marshall always sings what he's doing?" (Glass Shatters) - How I Met Your Mother