wondering why the guy stood so close with a wide stance.

Should have turned and given him the ol' damp pantleg treatment.

Never should two guys pee right next to each other unless there are dividers. I would definitely use the short one to avoid this situation.

Where's the "pull pants and underwear down to ankles while using urinal" option?

Get some f***in Self Confidence.

Where's the "pull pants and underwear down to ankles while using urinal" option?

 

 

lqtm

Never should two guys pee right next to each other unless there are dividers. I would definitely use the short one to avoid this situation.

 

I bet you have a hard time in trough situations at old sports stadiums and college bars.

Stall. I can't pee in urinals when other people are around. It's a mental thing.

I'm not using the little kid urinal, sorry. If I have to piss right next to you, I will, and I'll have no problem doing it.

I'd use the stall, primarily because the short urinals are just WAY too low for me. At 6'6, I'd either have to stand back a foot or squat down in front of it lol.

I'd use the stall before I used the short one. I hate it when I'm peeing and some guy comes right next to me and starts peeing. I was just talking about this a few days ago with a friend because some guy started peeing right next to me and then started to sing. It was pretty awkward to say the least.

As the father of young son, I have no problem giving the evil eye to those who make him or other kids have to dance in line behind them before using the urinal that's supposed to be for them. This is one of my big pet peeves. No one's going to think you're a homo for being considerate to kids.

I hate the guy who picks the middle urinal when there were three of them available.

I hate peeing in stalls, my johnson always touches the toilet bowl water.................ladies.

Edited December 18, 201015 yr by JoeCoolMan24

Honestly I almost kind of prefer the short urinal. I like being able to pee more downward than I can with the other ones, less chance of it getting on me. Also, I hate when you run into a place where they were mounted too high on the wall and you have to almost tip toe to get up there and make sure no clothing or anything hits the urinal. I'm 5'9" so no I'm not short by any means. Who the f*** are the urinals for, 7 footers?

Depends. If there's only like 3 urinals, I'm gonna use whichever one is available if 1 and 3 are taken. If there's only 2 I'm going to the stall (the ones at work are REALLY close together). If there's like 5 urinals and the bathroom is kind of crowded it doesn't matter, I need to take a piss.

 

If I saw another guy trying to check out my junk I doubt if I'd get too upset, if I was someone else I don't think I'd be able to blame someone for trying to look at my cock.

Honestly I almost kind of prefer the short urinal. I like being able to pee more downward than I can with the other ones, less chance of it getting on me. Also, I hate when you run into a place where they were mounted too high on the wall and you have to almost tip toe to get up there and make sure no clothing or anything hits the urinal. I'm 5'9" so no I'm not short by any means. Who the f*** are the urinals for, 7 footers?

Umm, where the hell are these urinals??? Everyone I've encountered is too damn low. And ya, 5'9 is short. At least to me it is.

I hate peeing in stalls, my johnson always touches the toilet bowl water.................ladies.

 

 

Ladies, if you want to have sex with a guy whose johnson is covered in toilet water, he's available.

I just use whatever is convenient. But I do wish they'd make those urinal spaces wider. In our office at work, I'm literally shoulder-to-shoulder in the barriers, which means I'm leaning on some other guy's shoulder if there is someone in the next stall.

 

Get some f***in Self Confidence.

Random Capitalization for The win.

I'm not using the little kid urinal, sorry. If I have to piss right next to you, I will, and I'll have no problem doing it.

 

 

I love you!! hahahahaha

I'm not using the little kid urinal, sorry. If I have to piss right next to you, I will, and I'll have no problem doing it.

My response exactly... I actually had a situation like this occur at the Nashville Predators game 2 nights ago. I went to the normal urinal and left the little urinal to the guy walking in behind me.

Edited December 20, 201015 yr by dasox24

I love you!! hahahahaha

 

Honestly I almost kind of prefer the short urinal. I like being able to pee more downward than I can with the other ones, less chance of it getting on me. Also, I hate when you run into a place where they were mounted too high on the wall and you have to almost tip toe to get up there and make sure no clothing or anything hits the urinal. I'm 5'9" so no I'm not short by any means. Who the f*** are the urinals for, 7 footers?

I'm EXACTLY the same way as you. I'm 5'9 and I prefer the short urinal as well. In fact, I never see the short urinal as a "kid's urinal", I always see it as a urinal for short folks.

 

I hate how most urinals are mounted so high that it makes me nervous about my dick or balls accidentally touching the rim of the urinal.

 

I prefer the short urinal 1st, then the stall, then the high urinal if there's nothing else available.

I can't believe people have this many preferences for where they piss.