Do you think you can do better than Roger and his staff?

 

What type of lawnmower do you use?

 

Is is time to cut him loose?

Ridiculous, there's still 100 games left!

Perhaps if he made a faster infield we can poke a few more hits out. I'm tired of his stubborn ways.

I use a Toro self-propelled mower to do my aunt's lawn. I think I could mow the cell in under 4 hours.

Thread is LOL.

Fire him! He's holding Adam Dunn back.

Just for clarification, Bossard is the only staff member we have that is the best in professional sports.

Here i was thinking that this was a thread about Milkman Delivers

Pave over the field, toss on some astroturf and save money. Use that money to shore up the bullpen.

I hardly ever screw the ground.

Here i was thinking that this was a thread about Milkman Delivers

One of the poll options should have been:

 

Alternate Old-mar and Mark Teahen as apprentices-in-training for the position.

 

Maybe if Teahen actually had to mow the grass with a push mower in the summer months, he'd get in better physical condition and not end up on the DL.

 

Of course, if he WAS on the active roster, Ozzie would play him and that would be equally bad.

 

Hence, groundscrew/mowing detail, where at least we get something back in terms of ROI.

Wait, you are making a point.

Here i was thinking that this was a thread about Milkman Delivers

 

I'm just a good as Bossard...though I have to say, my lawn is 1/800th the size...but that said, it's perfect.

 

Oh, and I use a regular old Toro...actually I borrow it because I lost the bag to my own. Honestly though, I could easily use a push mower, my lawn is only about 30x20, and another subsection that's about 7x30...but as stated above, not a weed in sight.

Edited May 25, 201114 yr by Y2HH

Bossard is my bi*** when it comes to burning the grass, killing plants and gardens. BOOYAH!

I was looking here to see how many "grass"heads we got

I heard his house lawn looks like crap and hardly is ever mowed that was on the score year ago.

LOLOLOL!!

Just for clarification, Bossard is the only staff member we have that is the best in professional sports.

 

Are you forgetting about one Herman Schnieder?

And Don Cooper.

 

If not the best, Coop has a reputation of definitely being in the top 5 for his position.

 

Although Baines might be the worst 1B coach, Cora the shortest bench coach (he does get extra credit points for his overrated "Camp Coras" that have had such a tangible long-term effect on our fielders) and Jeff Cox the looniest/most hyperkinetic 3B coach.

And Don Cooper.

 

If not the best, Coop has a reputation of definitely being in the top 5 for his position.

 

Although Baines might be the worst 1B coach, Cora the shortest bench coach (he does get extra credit points for his overrated "Camp Coras" that have had such a tangible long-term effect on our fielders) and Jeff Cox the looniest/most hyperkinetic 3B coach.

 

I much preferred when Rock was our first base coach.

I hardly ever screw the ground.

I see what you did there. ground(screw)