witesoxfan Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 In 29 innings this year, Justin Dumbass has allowed 6 homers to the White Sox. That is roughly 33% of his homers in roughly 13.5% of his innings. Danks is money. Even as good as this lineup is against LHP, I do not see either starting pitcher getting a decision. I don't foresee Valverde losing his perfection. Thornton will throw, and that is all I know. ALSO, I KNOW THAT I WILL BE DRUNK TONIGHT, SEPTEMBER THE 1ST. ALSO, I KNOW THAT I WILL AGAIN BE DRUNK SEPTEMBER THE 2ND. ALSO, I KNOW THAT I WILL HOPE THE WHITE SOX WIN AND WILL CARE LESS WHETHER THEY WIN OR LOSE. ALSO, I HOPE THAT I GET LAID. PRAY FOR ME. WHITE BOYS LIKE ME NEED IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 This is one of the better game thread starting posts of the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Outstanding. I will give you your props. I also hope you finally lose your virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxsoxsoxsox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I WILL PRAY FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 After this weekend it finally is over. I would think Jerry will start the housecleaning after this weekend series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 01:25 PM) After this weekend it finally is over. I would think Jerry will start the housecleaning after this weekend series. LOL, you think people are going to start losing their jobs on September 5th? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 06:29 PM) LOL, you think people are going to start losing their jobs on September 5th? Really? After we get swept I think Jerry will start finalizing plans to dump both KW and Oz. The two feuders dug their own graves so to speak with their inability to work together. They had time to patch things up; they didn't. Both gawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 GET SOME (the team and wite) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 11:25 AM) After this weekend it finally is over. I would think Jerry will start the housecleaning after this weekend series. you're predicting failure this weekend? I'm appalled. But seriously, the Sox are playing better ball these days, coming off another winning month in August, and playing with nothing to lose and everything to gain. I think Detroit's sphincter factor tightens up this weekend and we take 2 if not 3 (if Danksy Cat can keep us in the 1st game). And hopefully KC finds a way to bring us back to 4 out in the loss column today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 If there is any pitcher that I'd want to go up against Verlander, Danks/Buerhle would be my choices. These two give us the best chance to win. Anyone disagree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenksycat Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 01:29 PM) LOL, you think people are going to start losing their jobs on September 5th? Really? JR will fire everyone on 9/5, then Hahn will package Dunn/Rios/Peavy for some low level prospects, and lastly Ozzie will take over for Florida on 9/6 and lead them to the NLCS ultimately losing to the Phillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILMOU Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 01:10 PM) If there is any pitcher that I'd want to go up against Verlander, Danks/Buerhle would be my choices. These two give us the best chance to win. Anyone disagree? Agree. Get it done, Danksy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 boy KC sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Oh an another thing... If Danks beats Verlander then he deserves $17 million/year. Sike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 07:39 AM) Outstanding. I will give you your props. I also hope you finally lose your virginity. dude, spreading hatred with your words. I simply have not gotten any in 8 months. That is way longer than any person needs to go. Rosey gets tired after a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 After this lead in post I am guessing several police agencies will be monitoring theirt highways. They are cracking down after all. We are still in it all the way until out of it. We can beat the Nordic god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxsoxsoxsox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Go KC!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (buhbuhburrrrlz @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 02:59 PM) Go KC!!!! HOLY SHIZNIT, 11-8! Can their bullpen hold to a 3-run lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxsoxsoxsox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 4 games back in the loss column. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Chappas Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 sigh....the sore will just not heal or become infected...it just sits there for me to pick at and get pissed off at....... Not pitching Verlander today may haunt them......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (buhbuhburrrrlz @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 04:28 PM) 4 games back in the loss column. Win all 3 and we're 1 game back in the loss column. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 04:57 PM) Win all 3 and we're 1 game back in the loss column. Honestly, only a sweep will have me believing in them again. Although 2 out of 3 doesn't do us in it's still 4.5 games and not much time to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pettie4sox Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 QUOTE (Harry Chappas @ Sep 1, 2011 -> 03:55 PM) sigh....the sore will just not heal or become infected...it just sits there for me to pick at and get pissed off at....... Not pitching Verlander today may haunt them......... Even more so if we beat them tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Hibbard Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 (edited) Far be it from me to rain on anyone's parade, but the loss column means less than it normally does because we're playing two doubleheaders in September to "make up" some of those games we haven't played that Detroit has. Edited September 1, 2011 by Greg Hibbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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