Looking at your hometown, perhaps it comes from being a Dick?

 

Sorry, but I have to ask, what is the High School mascot?

 

Town is only about 1000 people and doesn't have a high school, we do however have a small Catholic school who's nickname is the Trojans.

Edited February 8, 201214 yr by lasttriptotulsa

The wife and I went with a buddy to an OTC show in Athens. On the way back to Atlanta, they were feeling a bit peckish at 2am. So what else is open but... Waffle House! I did not share their enthusiasm for hash browns all the way, but to get into the spirit of the evening I ordered a piece of pecan pie. One bite and I knew this was a mistake. The butter and grease coming off this thing would choke a mule and I was already a bit tweaked in the gut (5 or 6 PBRs) but I soldiered on because I don't know why. About halfway through I knew I was gonna get the mudbutt and quickly excused myself. But of course, since this was Waffle House at 2:30am, one toilet was out-of-order and the other had a short line. If I had known what waited, I would have just sat right back down and clenched. Once it was my turn I gingerly shuffled in and locked the door and... well, someone had basically just missed. There was a huge pool of urine and toilet paper (maybe used, I didn't want to think about it) right in front of the bowl. This would be alright if I just had to pee, but that was not the case. After laying 3 layers of TP cover on the seat (a man takes no chances with Awful House) I managed to seat myself sideways, avoiding the sewage while I did my business. Returning to my seat I just had to laugh and tell them what had just transpired. They didn't believe me. When I got home I had mudbutt again (that pie) but in the comfort of my own throne it somehow seemed alright.

 

Runner up would be the portajohns at the Pitchfork festival.

When I was a senior in high school we went to a junior's house sometime around midnight. His car was at the end of the driveway- the drivers side window was rolled down. One of my buddies hopped onto the door and made a s*** that fell inside the car. It even left a streak down the interior door panel. This was the crescendo of a few weeks of back and forth between us. Not a word was uttered by him the next day at school, or during football practice, which actually made it funnier.

When I was a senior in high school we went to a junior's house sometime around midnight. His car was at the end of the driveway- the drivers side window was rolled down. One of my buddies hopped onto the door and made a s*** that fell inside the car. It even left a streak down the interior door panel. This was the crescendo of a few weeks of back and forth between us. Not a word was uttered by him the next day at school, or during football practice, which actually made it funnier.

 

So wrong. So hilarious. If that was the only volley thrown, I would be pissed, but I am guessing there was some craziness

So wrong. So hilarious. If that was the only volley thrown, I would be pissed, but I am guessing there was some craziness

 

It was going on for a while, but it gradually escalated until that. I can't think of anything that they could have done to top that episode. Their response was to put a few heaps of horse manure onto the windshield and hood of a friends car while we were watching a basketball game at one of the Naperville schools.

Shouldn't the title say "worst"? That's been bothering me.

Shouldn't the title say "worst"? That's been bothering me.

I was thinking the same thing - had the thought again as I clicked on the link. I chalked it up to Textalk and moved on originally.

What, no votes for the Minneapolis airport bathrooms?

 

What, no votes for the Minneapolis airport bathrooms?

Nope, but we should count the entirety of the Metrodome.

What, no votes for the Minneapolis airport bathrooms?

Depends on what you're looking for.

Nope, but we should count the entirety of the Metrodome.

 

Especially since we already had the Wrigley mention.

What, no votes for the Minneapolis airport bathrooms?

 

They are only bad if you are a member of congress with a "wide stance"

They are only bad if you are a member of congress with a "wide stance" wind up with police in the stall next to you.

 

I knew the thread would get "funny".

 

Our $500000 a year (xxxxxxxxx position redacted, lol) taking a s***, grunting like his ass is on fire, is pretty damn funny. Even though he's rich, he s***s (and really stinks) like everyone else.

 

/Flush