Play this, then start reading while it goes.

 

Last time we saw our heroes, they defeated Mr. "I Don't Like Pitching at the Cell" in Greinke. The Sox angered the Angels with another questionable call at first followed by a tight game at 6-6.

 

Then Alex Rios happened. And all was right on the South Side as the Sox walked off into the night.

 

So, let's get to today's matchup.

 

In this corner...

 

G-Floyd

 

8-9, 4.28 ERA for Floyd, who has been performing great since his return from the DL with a record of 2-1 and ERA of 1.33.

 

VS.

 

 

Ervin Santana

 

5-10, 5.97 ERA.

 

Fun fact: He is the other Ervin in LA who goes by "Magic". Difference being this one sucks.

 

This would be like Boozer going by "The Big Hurt"

 

SOX LAUNCHED FIREWORKS INTO THE SKY AS RIOS HAS HAD A COMEBACK YEAR FOR THE AGES.

 

SHALL THEY CONTINUE WITH THEIR WINNING WAYS?

 

AND DEFEAT THE TEAM THAT (as pointed out by Kyyle) TRANSLATES TO THE THE ANGELS ANGELS.

 

THEN BASK IN THE GLORY OF SEXY, LEAD BOOSTING VICTORY?

 

YES.

 

BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS.

 

THIS.

 

IS.

 

WHITE SOX.

 

BASEBALL.

 

AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX.

 

LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED, BUT MOST LIKELY

 

ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF

 

 

KEVIN "HAHA VALENTINE" YOUKILIS - 3B

 

 

ADAM "THREE WAY" DUNN - DH

 

 

That nickname is totally a reference to how he has three outcomes, nothing perverted. Perverts.

 

PAUL "2005 ALCS MVP" KONERKO - 1B

 

 

ALEX RIOS - RF

 

 

AJ PIERZYNSKI - C

Angels fans love AJ more after last night.

 

DAYAN "THE TANK" VICIEDO - LF

Dayan is friend to all.

 

 

ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSILE" RAMIREZ - SS

 

 

GORDON "BACON SLAYER" BECKHAM - 2B

PICTURE THREADS!!!! I like.

Looks like Vegas is thinking the Sox win again today.

Alexei getting Rios out on the DP, interesting picture

Round 2......FIGHT!!!!!!!

 

ITS ALL GOOD!!!

 

Here is the Rios interview from last night & Sarah getting the shaving cream to the face.

 

KEVIN "HAHA VALENTINE" YOUKILIS - 3B

 

Yes... yes.... share that flapship content!

Saturday opn WGN and Sunday on TBS. Yep all is good

GO SOX!!!

Nasty looking radar out by Iowa/Illinois border. Maybe reaches Chicago around gametime.

Forecast calls for this game to get washed out.

Boooo

Based on weather.com it looks like the rain could move out of the area in time.

I know little thou - being in Portland and look at a measly little weather app.

 

Fingers crossed

Could mean a twin bill tomorrow.

Forecast calls for this game to get washed out.

Nasty looking radar out by Iowa/Illinois border. Maybe reaches Chicago around gametime.

 

You watch your damn mouths!

The rain does look like it's moving fast. Maybe it gets there around 4:30 and out before 6:10. I think they'll get the game in.

 

BTW, when is the last time the Sox actually had a postponed home game? Three years ago? It's been a long time.

The Sox have been lucky this year with only one rain out, but I still hate them. Don't wanna kill any momentum this team has after last night...

Edited August 4, 201213 yr by Cali

You watch your damn mouths!

It ain't called yet until it's called. Fingers crossed and very interested in what happens.

Chicago White Sox = Life

 

Thus, no Chicago White Sox baseball on Saturday = No Life

 

How sad.

 

Regular lineup tonight.

Let's all collectively focus our energy together and make the wind blow east FASTER

 

Edited August 4, 201213 yr by hi8is

It looks like we should get about a 7pm start time.

It looks like we should get about a 7pm start time.

My guess was 7:40pm

This thing is long gone by 5:30. They'll be fine.

My guess was 7:40pm

 

I'm just guessing too. Either way, we're getting White Sox baseball tonight.