And Jordan is a first class dickface.

I adore that dickface.

Except that my biggest idol, Jordan, never came back He should've been for us what Magic is to the Lakers.

 

It's no secret that MJ wants to own the Bulls.

It's no secret that MJ wants to own the Bulls.

 

And let's hope that never happens.

 

Michael Jordan in shorts = very, very, very, very, very good.

 

Michael Jordan in suit and tie = very, very, very, very, very bad.

Michael Jordan in shorts = very, very, very, very, very good.

It's no secret that MJ wants to own the Bulls.

 

He can keep on wanting, because it isn't going to happen. The teams are going to Jerry's kid.

I adore that dickface.

We all do, but he's an asshole. Its what drove him to be the greatest but also drives people away from him.

We all do, but he's an asshole. Its what drove him to be the greatest but also drives people away from him.

 

That long 50th birthday article that followed him around showed that he hasn't changed one bit.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/3/21/4131...s-chicago-bears

 

 

Bears sign more roster filler.

 

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

Another thought on the Urlacher stuff. This was almost inevitable with Lovie Smith leaving. New coach, new guys. If we wanted Urlacher and the rest of the bears back again, we should have been rooting for Smith to stick around.

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

 

Holy merry mother of jesus christ and the angels in the name of the almighty allah. I might have to change my user name after viewing this. He's worth like half a billion dollars and this is how he dresses?

Holy merry mother of jesus christ and the angels in the name of the almighty allah. I might have to change my user name after viewing this. He's worth like half a billion dollars and this is how he dresses?

 

The best is that Like Mike dress-coat-thing that you can buy on Nike.

Yeah, Mike has always had a horrible sense of fashion, especially as he's gotten older, like he's trying too hard but at least he made his next wife sign a pre-nup. A dummy he ain't

Yeah, Mike has always had a horrible sense of fashion, especially as he's gotten older, like he's trying too hard but at least he made his next wife sign a pre-nup. A dummy he ain't

To be fair, Juanita was basically his employee for 15 or so years as he was out banging everything that moved.

To be fair, Juanita was basically his employee for 15 or so years as he was out banging everything that moved.

Yeah, good for him, she wasn't exactly a looker and she got paid millions for the "horrible pain" he put her through.

Yeah, good for him, she wasn't exactly a looker and she got paid millions for the "horrible pain" he put her through.

 

This is a truly awful post.

@danpompei 6m

 

Bears have their successor to Brian Urlacher--it's D.J. Williams of Denver. Story coming soon.

Interesting. Its certainly better than I thought wed do.

That's funny after Dan Patrick was asking Urlacher about going to Denver on his continuing cryfest about the Bears.

That's funny after Dan Patrick was asking Urlacher about going to Denver on his continuing cryfest about the Bears.

Urlacher going to be hard pressed to get more money than the Bears offered him.

@danpompei 6m

 

Bears have their successor to Brian Urlacher--it's D.J. Williams of Denver. Story coming soon.

Williams, who turns 31 before the season, was a highly productive and versatile starter in Denver from 2004-2011, before multiple 2012 suspensions cost him a spot in the Broncos' rotation. He's played weak-side, strong-side, and middle linebacker in his career. Williams' Bears contract will keep him motivated. The one-year deal has a base value of $900,000 -- none of which is guaranteed -- and Williams can earn up to $1.75 million via incentives.

Williams, who turns 31 before the season, was a highly productive and versatile starter in Denver from 2004-2011, before multiple 2012 suspensions cost him a spot in the Broncos' rotation. He's played weak-side, strong-side, and middle linebacker in his career. Williams' Bears contract will keep him motivated. The one-year deal has a base value of $900,000 -- none of which is guaranteed -- and Williams can earn up to $1.75 million via incentives.

 

So the Bears saved money, and probably got better.

 

 

So the Bears saved money, and probably got better.

 

But just a few years younger

What were these suspensions over?

What were these suspensions over?

 

Submitting a non-human urine sample. lol

 

And he got 3 extra games for violating the substance abuse policy.