sit down, tiny

The only positive position players we have WAR-wise are:

 

Jose Abreu 0.7

Adam LaRoche 0.6

Avisail Garcia 0.5

Gordon Beckham 0.2

Geovany Soto 0.2

When the superstar is 0.7 Katy bar the door.

The only positive position players we have WAR-wise are:

 

Jose Abreu 0.7

Adam LaRoche 0.6

Avisail Garcia 0.5

Gordon Beckham 0.2

Geovany Soto 0.2

 

Gordon won't be for long

Let's not pretend like anybody is interested in watching us bat. All I'm interested in is watching Rodon.

Let's not pretend like anybody is interested in watching us bat. All I'm interested in is watching Rodon.

How much you wanna bet Flowers next AB comes with bases empty and he hits a solid single after patiently watching a couple of pitches?

Hawk with the BS that is what good pitchers do, reason why they did not score last inning. Tell the truth bottom of order is worse than most in National league.

Keuchel's slider command is off today. If only we had a competent offense capable of exploiting that.

1-2-3

That was not an impressive AB by Jose.

This offense is really tough on the eyes and confidence

I know we don't like saying anything bad about Abreu here, but he has been a big time letdown this season

That was not an impressive AB by Jose.

His numbers in 2015 have been a disappointment.

Very wild Rodon.

Rodon has to work on his command.

great thing about Rodon is that I wouldn't be at all surprised if he K'd the side

Rodon always pitches worse when he has that porn stache.

Hawk about to have another heart attack

That's why Beckham is on the team.

That's the aggregate number. Individually:

 

Emilio Bonifacio -0.2

Adam Eaton -0.3

Tyler Flowers -0.3

Micah Johnson -0.3

Carlos Sanchez -0.4

J.B. Shuck -0.4

Conor Gillaspie -0.4

Alexei Ramirez -0.6

Melky Cabrera -1.0

I think the batting practice backstop has a higher WAR than TFlo

Cries that slider was filthy on Conger

Hawk about to have another heart attack

what was the surgery? I didn't see another pirate patch

what was the surgery? I didn't see another pirate patch

 

I think it was on his eye again. I guess the extra time helped avoid a patch?

Edited June 10, 201510 yr by Chris Sale

flowers doesn't call for a fastball

I would have thought that was the greatest play ever by Beckham based on Hawk's reaction.