I would like two wild pitches please

damn

Terrible offense

Man the f*** up Melky, man the f*** up.

 

He didn't

What the f*** man? Can Melky hit the damn ball well?

Has he hit the damn ball out of the infield yet? God he's Been horrid

Melky and Avi could really hurt this team this year cause of their lack of hitting ability IMO.

Yeah this team needs another lefty hitter. Can't let Melky get so many at bats again if he starts off terribly

It just sucks that the same holes are bursting in this ship again

Are you a man or a mouse Melky?! Apparently he's a mouse right now

May be time to break up Melky-Avi at 5-6 in the order. Lawrie, Avila and AJax have at least looked capable, its like two mini lineups are being separated by a pair of automatic outs.

Has he hit the damn ball out of the infield yet? God he's Been horrid

He had one good liner that was caught the other day, but his other AB's (aside from the 2-run reached on error) have been horrid.

What a f***ing little b****. Dude f***ing sucks a fat ass dick right now. Absolutely pathetic right there.

melky is trash

I miss Melky en fuego Cabrera

Sox need to cut their losses with Melky, he has never been able to hit unless he was on steroids

May be time to break up Melky-Avi at 5-6 in the order. Lawrie, Avila and AJax have at least looked capable, its like two mini lineups are being separated by a pair of automatic outs.

It's like half of the lineup is being used to kill the other half of the lineup's rallies.

 

#FamousSoxtalkQuotes

I miss Melky en fuego Cabrera

That 18-36 stretch during the winning streak sure was something.

I see nothing has changed a whole lot with this offense...just a little less s***ty now.

 

 

At least Eaton is on fire. Jose will heat up

Would much rather Lawrie be behind Frazier for now. Melky looks like 2007 Daren erstad

It's like half of the lineup is being used to kill the other half of the lineup's rallies.

 

#FamousSoxtalkQuotes

Its not even that this time! It's like two halves of the lineup are playing for different teams because they separated by a sea of BAD.

 

Someone has to trick Melky into taking his medicine again. Sprinkle some HGH on Cheerios.

Don't overreact, 2.5 games doesn't mean that we should "cut our losses" with our second-best RBI man from last year. He at least has some value.

What a f***ing little b****. Dude f***ing sucks a fat ass dick right now. Absolutely pathetic right there.

Classic game thread post

I can't think of a thing about Oakland that doesn't suck.

 

MC Hammer.

Are we seriously on the f***ing Jungle Cruise?