Danks needs to officially be on the clock. One more awful start like this and it's time for 5th starter auditions to begin. I don't care about his fing contract if he is going to be a sure loss every 5 games.

Jerry, you're up!

This team is fools gold

With Sale and Quintana the next two games the Sox are still in a good position to win this series. Danks gonna Danks I suppose.

Danks needs to officially be on the clock. One more awful start like this and it's time for 5th starter auditions to begin. I don't care about his fing contract if he is going to be a sure loss every 5 games.

 

You know damn well they'll give him 2 months to prove he can't contribute anymore

Danks needs to officially be on the clock. One more awful start like this and it's time for 5th starter auditions to begin. I don't care about his fing contract if he is going to be a sure loss every 5 games.

 

Seriously? Danks has multiple starts like this every year. That's why he's a #5.

 

Danks needs to save the pen now and go at least 6. Come on dude, keep the ball down.

It's going to be a memorable opening day for being bad. Just one game. Just have to put up with Danks being terrible 25% of the time.

With Sale and Quintana the next two games the Sox are still in a good position to win this series. Danks gonna Danks I suppose.

This team is making some dumb mental mistakes. I turned it off lol. I'll do something else than watch this s*** show on the mound and on the field today.

Full house, some early hope with a 3 out of 4 start and we get this s***t show.

Eh that's a weird reason to hate someone I'd reevaluate my life if I were you.

Those two statements were meant to be unrelated. I find it weird half our roster has their face covered today, but also Brett Lawrie looks clueless at the plate.

With Sale and Quintana the next two games the Sox are still in a good position to win this series. Danks gonna Danks I suppose.

Shhhhh. This one game makes the entire season!!!!!

With Sale and Quintana the next two games the Sox are still in a good position to win this series. Danks gonna Danks I suppose.

That is fine but you can't win and start Danks every 5th day

Can we just be done with Avi? Please? Please can it just end? He's not good and he's never gonna be good, and we all know it. I'll take anybody else.

It's going to be a memorable opening day for being bad. Just one game. Just have to put up with Danks being terrible 25% of the time.

 

These AL Central lineups are no joke, especially against LHP.

Ball took off cause of the wind...he had no chance at it. It does appear his arm is garbage, which is bad news considering Eaton throwing a bowling ball in RF.

Ok so the official count is 2 runs directly attributed to Danks, and 3 because of poor defense and God's sense of humor stirring up the wind.

Shhhhh. This one game makes the entire season!!!!!

 

People are mainly just pissed because it is the home opener and Danks is pitching. If this were the 43rd game of the season it wouldn't be as big of a deal

I turned it on midway through the 2nd I don't think I've seen Danks get a ground ball out yet.

Ok so the official count is 2 runs directly attributed to Danks, and 3 because of poor defense and God's sense of humor stirring up the wind.

God is a bastard.

People are mainly just pissed because it is the home opener and Danks is pitching. If this were the 43rd game of the season it wouldn't be as big of a deal

 

Yeah, and those people need to understand the concept of small sample sizes.

 

I beg you, if you are in the stands: KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. Goodness, laser show.

3 up, 3 down. Finally.

Well atleast Danks made it through that inning unscatched.

 

Need the offense to start chipping away now

Well atleast Danks made it through that inning unscatched.

 

Need the offense to start chipping away now

 

Man did we have a great chance last inning

If we don't swing he will have so many walks they will be forced to take him out

quite the list of fatass foods there at the ballpark.