Longest game thread of the season goes to... this one!

20 pages longer than any non opening day thread. Pretty random and surprising. Hasn't been that long of a game...

With Beltre and Fielder both out for the game, this lineup looks pretty bad. This means, of course, they'll win

20 pages longer than any non opening day thread. Pretty random and surprising. Hasn't been that long of a game...

Monday night... people are b****y tonight too which leads to a lot of b****iness. I'm b****y tonight.

Where was the first pitch

Monday night... people are b****y tonight too which leads to a lot of b****iness. I'm b****y tonight.

Two late blown leads will definitely do that.

Good news: all other AL Central teams lost tonight.

Bad news: I don't like our chances to pull this one out and I'm afraid we're gonna waste our bullpen in the process.

With Beltre and Fielder both out for the game, this lineup looks pretty bad. This means, of course, they'll win

Mazara is like the Enola Gay, and the Sox pitchers are like Hiroshima... and Mazara is just up there circling.

3-1. Come back Dan

3-0, could be 1-2...

Diaz is starting to fall asleep

Mazara is like the Enola Gay, and the Sox pitchers are like Hiroshima... and Mazara is just up there circling.

I'd replace Mazara with Odor. Mazara's done nothing tonight.

Can we please get Alberto out this time? This dude's a AAA player.

Hugely helpful if Jennings can get through this.

I'd replace Mazara with Odor. Mazara's done nothing tonight.

Exactly why I fear him, Mazara is a beast and eventually he'll meet the right junkballing back-end member of the Sox pen.

Mazara is like the Enola Gay, and the Sox pitchers are like Hiroshima... and Mazara is just up there circling.

What would that make Odor? The pre-bombing leaflets?

Oh crap.

You gotta be s***ting me.

We just can't keep him off the bases can we?

For the love of god Avila

Avila that was real bad

Wow Avila has to do better than that. sox are doing the little things poorly tonight on defense

I'd be surprised if we don't get walked off by the middle of this Rangers lineup.

Really bad effort by Avila there. Not that it was easy...but I'm not sure what Avila was doing

oh come on

Alright alright, I'll take it. Don't have Odor leading off next inning.