FlaSoxxJim Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 Yippee. My first attempt at using my new, near God-like mod powers to kick off (a little late) the best quips of July... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 5, 2004 Author Share Posted July 5, 2004 And Baggio gets things rolling, this from the "So this is Ozzie Ball" thread after the sad, sad weekend on the wrong side of town: hopefully ozzie just needs a little more experience...check his stats more... take a lesson from tony larussa...the anti - ozzie...the best decision manager ive ever seen..and maybe the worst relationship manager ive ever seen...if we could combine their strengths we have the best manager ever..if we combined their weaknesses we'd get terry bevington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT TERRY BEVINGTON?????????!!!!! My toilet flushed TP manages better then that. Oh sorry. This should probably get posted in the real thread, but I'm too lazy to find it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 8, 2004 Author Share Posted July 8, 2004 Apparently a slow month for quotable SoxTalk. Start swinging those bats, People! Here's one, hopefully to break us out of the slump... Aboz started a thread in SLaP about "Passion" actor James Cazievel (sp?) being repeatedly mistaken for the real Jesus while in Mexico. To which CrimsonWeltall replies: These are the same people who see Jesus in a tortilla and Mary in the knot of a tree every other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 "And the categories for this round... 'Really Dirty Dancing,' 'Getting Hammered,' 'Having Only One Wife,' 'Those Other Tabernacle Choirs,' and 'How whacked was Joseph Smith?'..." FlaSoxxJim on how the Jeopardy people are going to get rid of the 27 day champ, a Mormon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 From FlaSoxxJim regarding the ESPN boards Apparently someone hit the wrong format button over there, you know, the one that says "Make it blow fat dick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 10, 2004 Author Share Posted July 10, 2004 wTf....I'm one half Cocoan, you racist bastard I believe the other half is vanilla. :lol Heads' outrage after SuperSteve called the Cocos Islands a 'weird' country in the Random SoxtalK Stats thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Oooh....first timer here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 12, 2004 Author Share Posted July 12, 2004 Oooh....first timer here.... That's 'cause DA MAN'S been keeping down the Cocoans! Fight the power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 That's 'cause DA MAN'S been keeping down the Cocoans! Fight the power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Look Steve's logging in from all round the world now, yesterday I believe he was in Florence Italy. How's Hong Kong for ya Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Look Steve's logging in from all round the world now, yesterday I believe he was in Florence Italy. How's Hong Kong for ya Steve? Yeah, that's one long ass run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Wow, this is a pretty slow month for quotes, so far. C'mon people, GET FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JimH Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 The three response reply by 3 posters, in response to Chip Caray's "BELTED": Chip Caray: "BELTED!" Response 1: "And caught" Response 2: "In the infield" Response 3: "By the catcher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 "Earthquake Swallows Up Jermaine Dye, Allowing Game-Winning Hit To Drop" "In other news, Sox Acquire Everett, Deal Him To SF For Bonds, Schmidt" "Giants GM Committed To Mental Hospital After Questionable Trade" "Sox GM Williams Hospitalized With Stomach Cramps, Uncontrollable Laughter Blamed" The_Critic, predicting the headlines for after the finale of the A's series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 If you don't think God f***s with our heads, how do you explain Cub fans? Al Lopez's Ghost during a dicussion on Bill Hicks' quote about God f***ing with our heads by creating dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Ken: $48,000 Be Good: $49,000 Be Good: I win!!!!!!! Alex Trebeck: oh wait we forgot to put in the minus sign before your total Be Good: s***to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Anyone else check this to see if one of your quotes made it and then leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Anyone else check this to see if one of your quotes made it and then leave? Oh yeah. And then one time, when I went to it, and it was actually one of my quotes, I was like "Holy s***!" It was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 With just a couple days left to go before the non-waver funny post deadline, Wong and Owens reveals how he found SoxTalk on the "How dod you hear of Soxtalk" thread... I did a Google search for "Penis Enlargement Pumps," and was directed to Texsox's personal website. I checked out his "cool links" section, and here I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 From the Warm Sensations Condom Thread: EvilJester99 I once tried that lickable heat activated "Love Lotion" The more you breath on it the hotter it gets.... Problem is when you have it on your lips you tend to breath on it ALOT and it gets f***ing hot as hell. KnuckleSox1 Lucky Basterds hammerhead johnson I hate condoms. It's almost like taking a shower with your socks on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 From Kapkomet BTW, Best line of the DNC: "But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category." Al Gore 7/26/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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