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If Burger and Junior hit homers every night they would still lose. If you added Ohtani they might win some games.

Touche is our franchise pitcher. He goes then I goes.

It's like cutting off your bad arm except they have two bad arms.

Sox started early so the fans would not have to watch.

Wanted: Cheap pitching. No experience necessary.

One stip for the deal was that Lance leaves 50 pounds back in Chicago.

All blue chippers!! Like we needed Trayce Thompson back. Is recycling illegal in LA???

It's sword meets shield. Having money to spend is great. Wasting it on guaranteed contracts for cratering talent will leave you worse off than before.

I am definitely ready to move on and TA too. All negative energy and mis-direction.

I would move Grifoil's desk to the basement and take his stapler. Time to get serious.

When trading turds make sure you get floaters not sinkers. Important.

Trade you my turds for your turds. Let's get excited now.

When your new manager knows less about personnel than the fans. Like we have to write a manual for this guy. He deserves a raspberry award for worst manager.

That was a close one! Who one??

This very simple stat tells you all you need to know. End of story.

Maybe if the Cubs stopped cheating.

How does anyone get Burger out? Plus-plus with his range and glove skills. Sox always gracious hosts with the home runs. Real easy to tell when the Sox are having a bad season.

Sox lighting up Hendricks like a Wal-Mart Christmas tree.

Elon Musk announces plans to purchase White Sox and rename them Team X.

I would name Hahn Director of Parking and Concessions. A leap of faith but I think he could master that. ? Baseball Ops is where they need a man or ma'am with a plan.

I would send him home to his mom. One more year then he can retire for good.

They should rename the IL in honor of this guy.

There are many jobs to protect. This is serious stuff. I would blame the fans for not supporting the team and bringing negative sign energy to the park when they do come out. Perhaps a petition for self-contraction would be in order.

Jay Cuda is a Sox Killer.

Rick Hahn has been tanking for years with very little credit. He is a wealthy man. It is the White Sox Way.