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Lots of guys might have slipped their sausage in the wrong baby maker a time or two esp when the lights are low. It happens.

Jason is doing ladies roller derby pay per view via satelite tonight. Mike Monaco is your guest host old family friend of the Reinsdorfs. Used to do girls skateboarding before some rumors came out.

Lance is showing up a lot of people.

Uncolas.

Mike Monaco is a flannel mouth from ESPN age 30.

Gavin Sheets changes the whole lineup when he is in there.

Only fools would talk about trading Robert.

Back injury, average MLBer who is highly paid. Who wants that??

Maybe 10:00.

Luis is #1 seed in the HR Derby.

Jimmy Cordero joins the wife-hater's club out for the season.

Imagine being a slugger dh who does not slug but plays rf instead. Who knew?

He deserves to start in cf. The trout are not running in Seattle.

Yup Sox have one good slugger. The rest are lost.

Maybe they should hit off a tee.

Joe Shitwipe Yellowbelly.

The other guys usually steal more bases. Pretty basic.

Hate to lose Sheets lol.

Reinsdorf lives to 100 outlasting last remaining pathetic Sox fan.

Benz is OK compared to the shitbags who populate their roster. Duh.

Supposed to be secret but Mrs. Burger is director of hitting.

Sox are worse than MLB's worst team.

Frazier a minus minus guy.

It was designated Federal wetlands to keep the Sox out. Local effort.

Should be working on a five game streak and now they are MLB # 30.