So Keller misses zero starts - he'll just have his start pushed back a day - and Tim has to miss a game.
So Tim hits a Homer - MLB promotes the hell out of it.
Keller assaults Tim for it. Keller loses zero starts, Tim loses one.
This is like when the NFL used to tweet out and show all the massive hits of the weekend before and then, after promoting the hits and monetizing them, they would fine the player for the hit.