DoUEvenShift

.690 and .640 xBA

don't worry it's Qlutch Quero

Chip away boys just get 1 back here pls

Nice answer Colson!!

Ruh roh

Lmao Sosa doesn't work when the batter runs to first

And now we have a delay in New York with a squirrel on the field, must be wildlife night.

hopefully the Dunn line and he still hits a bunch of bombs

The broadcast caught what appears to be a hawk dropping a fish over the Dan Ryan as they went to last break. Looked kinda cool live Schriffen seems to have noticed it too.

Nah you are going to start 5 in a row

Negative 34!?!??! Bless you Amaya

props to @Autumn Dreamin who called it in yesterdays MiLB thread

HEY LOOK ANOTHER JINX THREAD

Did Brooks just foul that off after it bounced?

Anyone else feeling a Baldwin Bomb?

Nice inning Perez

Perez has been getting squeezed all night I hope the dugout is chirping.

Morgan Freeman Voice: "He did not."

It's OK Colson, just make up for it with a HR next AB

FYI get comfy this one is probably going to take a while.

Martin Perez

Back in lineup tonight

Damnit what a rough one. gonna have 1 or 2 drinkie-poos i'll cya all tomorrow.

Aight got em right where we want em. Sosa BOMB inc