Nokona

That is ridiculous.

You just got Pittsnogled! I really wish they could have kept that lead because they were fun to watch. And plus, between Beheim and his kid, what more could you want. A Father and Son duo going to the Final Four as a 7 seed, thats unheard of.

I dont know how my head didn't go through the ceiling when Deron hit that 3 to tie. Highest vertical leap of my life.

I love head.

It's now 12:11 AM and i'm not sure if I believe what happened yet. The March continues.

I dont think Bulls fans are fairweather, they're just coming back after the s*** that they put on the court the last few years.

Ohhhhhhhhh-Ohhhhhhhhhh Ohh Ohhhh. I can not wiat.

40-27 at the half

I'm predicting Powell has 15+ pts tonight. He's due to step his game up.

That seems pretty low to lose your starting job because you got injured.

Damn. I dont know how you can call that travel. That's tough.

Tyler Durden is in a class action lawsuit over the finger content of the Wendy's Chili god i love that movie.

Let's keep the March to the Arch moving.

If Iguchi keeps this up he could have a slugging pct of 2000. I dont think i've ever not see him hit anything besides a double.

Carlos is the Sosa of the future.

Patterson has always looked silly on the 52 foot curve. Apparently he thinks this is cricket or something and you can hit the ball off the ground.

I still like Bonds. He'll always be my favorite player of the generation whether he was on roids or not. Call me nieve or what you will, but i've always had a soft spot for the guy. And you have to think about it, after all the media coverage with McGwire, did Barry recieve even a little of that? Sure in baseball circles, but i know people who still don't even know the record has been broken again.

OH I have more. Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5! Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Come on, dude. Just take one hit. Don't you wanna be cool? 'I'm So High' Kid: [takes drag of joint, makes a womanly cough sound] Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Hey, man, what are you doin'? 'I'm So High' Kid: I'm so high! [laughs] 'I'm So High' Kid: Nothing can hurt me. [puts pump-action rifle in mouth and pulls trigger] Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Nooo! "I'm tripping balls here man" --Harold and Kumar Kenny Davis: No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love! Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? (Bob Saget said this hahahahah) Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged b**** of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. "You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy s***, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. " "So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it. " --Half Baked Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f***ing Jew! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew? Kyle: No, he's talking about "f***". You can't say "f***" in school, you f***ing fat ass! Mr. Garrison: Kyle! Cartman: Why the f*** not? Mr. Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said "f***" again! Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: f***! Cartman: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f***-f***ety-f***-f***-f***. Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you say? Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON? Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop. Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live. The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb? Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average. Cartman: You're a f***ing f*****, dude. The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror? Stan: Check! The Mole: Did you bring the rope? Stan: Check! The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor? Stan: What's a buttfor? The Mole: For pooping, silly. The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur's f***ing pussy? Stan: We're "La Resistance," we want to save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff. The Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days. Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now. Stan: Why are you grounded? The Mole: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole, and I get grounded. --South Park the movie

Really, I dont think that most of us realized that we were as good as we were. You guys just walked over everyone in the tournament.

www.duke-sucks.com is another good one.

*to the tune of the cheer* HEY! DUKE SUCKS! No one likes Duke for s*** like that. No one likes Jesus Redick for his poetry. No one likes Dickie V because he LOVES THE DUKIES BABY DIAPER DANDIES!!!!!!! No one likes JJ because of his attitude. I think Maryland fans put it best. f*** YOU JJ clap clap clapclap clap. Repeat.

I will also be filing suit against Notre Dame for their blatant discrimination of my fellow peoples, the leprechauns.

The last two episodes. wow. those are brilliant.

Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully... you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you. [sits down and pulls a gold wrist watch from his pocket] Captain Koons: This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed - along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. [holds it up, long pause] Captain Koons: This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. -- (explicit) Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how f***ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys s***. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n***** in my garage. Jules Winnfield: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead n***** Storage?" Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead n***** Storage?" Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules Winnfield: Why? Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n*****s ain't my f***ing business, that's why! -- ENGLISH MOTHERf***ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT? Pulp Fiction -- "Suck me Beautiful" Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son. Jim: Thanks, Dad. Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream. -- Samuel: Still hung over? Tristan: Still drunk! Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, but they become legends" I thought Tristan would never live to be an old man. I was wrong about that. I was wrong about many things. It was those who loved him the most that died young. He was a rock they broke themselves against however much he tried to protect them. Every hunter hopes that a good death finds him. -Legends of the Fall wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? My God. I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one. Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? Narrator: You wouldn't believe. Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for? Narrator: A major one. After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. [Gets up from the chair] Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. just a few from Fight Club

That's really absurd and i can't believe anyone would write anything like that. You could call that slander, what lies. I'm apalled. Everyone has a can of WD-40.