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Duke

That's old I've seen it every Easter for like the past 4.

What is soccer?

That is ridiculous.

You just got Pittsnogled! I really wish they could have kept that lead because they were fun to watch. And plus, between Beheim and his kid, what more could you want. A Father and Son duo going to the Final Four as a 7 seed, thats unheard of.

I dont know how my head didn't go through the ceiling when Deron hit that 3 to tie. Highest vertical leap of my life.

I love head.

It's now 12:11 AM and i'm not sure if I believe what happened yet. The March continues.

I dont think Bulls fans are fairweather, they're just coming back after the s*** that they put on the court the last few years.

Ohhhhhhhhh-Ohhhhhhhhhh Ohh Ohhhh. I can not wiat.

40-27 at the half

I'm predicting Powell has 15+ pts tonight. He's due to step his game up.

That seems pretty low to lose your starting job because you got injured.

Damn. I dont know how you can call that travel. That's tough.

Tyler Durden is in a class action lawsuit over the finger content of the Wendy's Chili god i love that movie.

Let's keep the March to the Arch moving.

If Iguchi keeps this up he could have a slugging pct of 2000. I dont think i've ever not see him hit anything besides a double.

Carlos is the Sosa of the future.

Patterson has always looked silly on the 52 foot curve. Apparently he thinks this is cricket or something and you can hit the ball off the ground.

I still like Bonds. He'll always be my favorite player of the generation whether he was on roids or not. Call me nieve or what you will, but i've always had a soft spot for the guy. And you have to think about it, after all the media coverage with McGwire, did Barry recieve even a little of that? Sure in baseball circles, but i know people who still don't even know the record has been broken again.

OH I have more. Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5! Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Come on, dude. Just take one hit. Don't you wanna be cool? 'I'm So High' Kid: [takes drag of joint, makes a womanly cough sound] Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Hey, man, what are you doin'? 'I'm So High' Kid: I'm so high! [laughs] 'I'm So High' Kid: Nothing can hurt me. [puts pump-action rifle in mouth and pulls trigger] Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Nooo! "I'm tripping balls here man" --Harold and Kumar Kenny Davis: No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love! Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? (Bob Saget said this hahahahah) Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged b**** of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. "You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy s***, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. " "So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it. " --Half Baked Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f***ing Jew! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew? Kyle: No, he's talking about "f***". You can't say "f***" in school, you f***ing fat ass! Mr. Garrison: Kyle! Cartman: Why the f*** not? Mr. Garrison: Eric! Stan: Dude, you just said "f***" again! Mr. Garrison: Stanley! Kenny: f***! Cartman: Kenny! Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f***-f***ety-f***-f***-f***. Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you say? Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON? Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop. Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live. The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb? Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with these rogues. I transferred from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average. Cartman: You're a f***ing f*****, dude. The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror? Stan: Check! The Mole: Did you bring the rope? Stan: Check! The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor? Stan: What's a buttfor? The Mole: For pooping, silly. The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur's f***ing pussy? Stan: We're "La Resistance," we want to save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff. The Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days. Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now. Stan: Why are you grounded? The Mole: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole, and I get grounded. --South Park the movie

Really, I dont think that most of us realized that we were as good as we were. You guys just walked over everyone in the tournament.

www.duke-sucks.com is another good one.

*to the tune of the cheer* HEY! DUKE SUCKS! No one likes Duke for s*** like that. No one likes Jesus Redick for his poetry. No one likes Dickie V because he LOVES THE DUKIES BABY DIAPER DANDIES!!!!!!! No one likes JJ because of his attitude. I think Maryland fans put it best. f*** YOU JJ clap clap clapclap clap. Repeat.

I will also be filing suit against Notre Dame for their blatant discrimination of my fellow peoples, the leprechauns.