Gene Honda Civic

The Big Ten is def, yo.

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Jan 2, 2006 -> 06:59 PM) Im goin a little off topic but Brady Quinns sister looks like Elizabeth Hurley, but hotter. If by hotter you mean with 8 lbs more eyeliner, and a very masculine jaw, then yes.

My only complaint is that I haven't heard anything one way or the other about Wisconsin.

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Dec 29, 2005 -> 11:59 PM) I have said it once and I will say it again: Steve Breaston is an average WR. He is a very exciting player to watch however he has yet to make the leap that most people expected him to make. Did you know who The Sporting News ranked as the #1 WR in the country before the year started? It was Breaston. I was shocked to see that. He is a great KR or PR but he isn't a great Wide Receiver. BEST.QUOTE.EVAR. Somebody search through this very thread. 30 or 40 pages ago, Breston was walking on water to make catches.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

QUOTE(quickman @ Dec 29, 2005 -> 10:18 PM) I don't know what to say..I just don't Try this.. Trade VAfan, for a package of NJfan, NC fan, and a poster to be named later.

I got drunk once at the age of 7. Mom bought a box of wine for some tupperware type party. She put it in the fridge and didn't think anything of it. -- I thought it was juice, and had no problem working the spout since it was just like the one on the water container. So I had a glass or two of wine before my mom caught me.

can somebody bump the thread where I argued with this douche that the payroll would be $95M and not the $85M Dave van Dyck was reporting.

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QUOTE(WinninUgly @ Dec 29, 2005 -> 02:25 PM) Another great secret, but 21 Win Shares on a team with 99 wins is better than a guy with 25 Win Shares on a team with 85 wins. This couldn't be farther from the truth.

QUOTE(drowninginflame @ Dec 28, 2005 -> 01:33 PM) I bought mine last night and we got 2 seats and they only had upperdeck seats left in this plan AND opening day is sold out. I had to settle for the tuesday game. Nothing's official yet, but Tuesday is probably going to be the ring ceremony. It's not the pagentry of opening day, but it would be a nice consolation prize.

YOU ARE ALL RACIST!

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sp...cs-home-utility

Good. We knock the insulin out of that guy.

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QUOTE(WinninUgly @ Dec 23, 2005 -> 01:31 PM) Why would the Sox do this? The Boston Globe is out of their minds. O's lose Tejada and Bedard - gain Ramirez Red Sox lose Ramirez - gain Prior, Garland??? Cubs lose Prior - gain Tejada Sox lose Garland - gain Bedard??? Riigghhttt! http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/reds...lookout/?page=2 You're reading it wrong.. The Orioles would get Ramirez & Garland.

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Dec 23, 2005 -> 02:31 AM) Defensive much? Yeah, well maybe you have reason to be. Let’s break it down, shall we? You start a thread called “You’re Invited” You post links to photos and a video clip of a 7th grade girl You say “I'm so going... Who else is gonna crash the partay with me?” You post her real name and where she lives. And then you’re shocked, SHOCKED that someone asks what’s up with that? Uh-huh. So in response to my reasonably neutral questions you: Post a photo of black people Ask if I’m Jewish Say that you are 9 years old. Um, okay. And now you’re saying “this girl would probably suck some guy off in the bar of a bathroom in a few years.” Oh wait, it’s not like you REALLY said that. No wait, you really DID. Smart Lighten up, you say? Honey, you have no idea. But may I make a couple of suggestions? Find some age-appropriate female interests. Soon. And you might start giving some serious thought to scrubbing that hard drive. You’d be amazed how little it takes to get this Justice Department curious about you. Does anyone else get the feeling that Mercy! got his screen name from the expression intends to make everyone yell when he makes a post? This cat has negative sense of humor. Does anyone else in their right mind think I was desiring a meetup with a 13 year old girl? (she's so not my type. She past the training bra stage and into an A-Cup) The website. The video. They are funny. They are sad. There is nothing sexual going on here. Sure I eventually said something about a blowjob in bathroom, but anyone who read the threads here yesterday knows that was a reference to another humorous thread about a breakup. Sure I just said something about her not being my type. It's a joke. I've ascertained that you were so over-the-top with in your protection of this little girl, and completely lacking in the sense of humor department, that I decided to push your buttons a little bit. Sue me. "Posting a photo of black people" Oh s***!? is that illegal now too? Please Mercy! you've got an axe to grind here and you know it. You keep bringing this back to my hard drive. This has nothing to do with my hard drive. In fact, if I was to place a bet which Soxtalk member had the most bestiality-kiddy-pornified hard drive out there it would be you. Me thinks thou doth protest too much. You can no go back to making sure the interweb is free from big meanies like me. I'm sure it's a thankless job, but hey, somebody's got to do it.

I love that some retard regurgitating on a keyboard got 8 responses and my two solidly cited quotes from reputable newspapers are ignored.

[Baltimore Sun] [Boston Globe] There is some truth to the Garland for Bedard rumors, but I can't see a four-way deal that involved both Sox, the Cubs and included four All-Stars.

pretty soon you'll be old enough to be caught underage drinking at soxfest.

QUOTE(WinninUgly @ Dec 22, 2005 -> 06:49 PM) I was saying if the Sox offered something lower than the going rate, which is inflated, and then Boras asks for something higher than the norm. The Sox either have to take their offer or go to the hearing, since you know Boras is not going to come down. I would think that he would get at least $3 million in the current market. Also, Third basemen were the highest-paid players at an average of $5.7 million. Like I said, your value is determined by similar players within a year or so of your service time. (Help me out here if you can anyone, who was a first year arbitration player similar to Crede last year?) The one comparison I'd make immediately off the top of my head is Hank Blalock, who is due to make $3M in '06, and would be entering his first year of arb was he not locked up long term. Don't you think that the average third basemen salary is a little skewed thanks to some SS turned 3B on the Yankees? He raises the average by almost 1M/yr by himself. Rolen, Ramirez, and Beltre are the only other 3B above $10M in '06, and they still make $10-15M less/yr than A-Rod.

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Dec 22, 2005 -> 07:18 PM) http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=sea This could open up a trade of Jeremy Reed to the Red Sox for Bronson Arroyo. Lawton's a terrible fielder though. It's tough to see where he fits with Carl Everett already in the fold.

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Dec 22, 2005 -> 05:53 PM) QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Dec 22, 2005 -> 06:34 PM) Suit yourself, I guess. What I was wondering was what we’d find on YOUR hard drive? LOL. In this day and age, you might want to think twice about posting stuff like that, even if it does float your boat. Know what I'm saying? Wink. wink. There's a huge difference between my HD and the internet. The internet is out there for everyone to see. There are thousands of people who were stupid enough to put stuff on the 'net then got their 15 minutes of fame. (See: Tron guy, Star Wars boy, Jaba Jaba kid, etc.) -- You'd need a search warrant to legally view my HD. (f*** the Patriot act) Since you're interested. There's not much incriminating on my HD though. I think there's is exactly one pic of myself and it's in no way compromising. If I wasn't protective of my identity, I would have no problem with the world seeing it. In the future you might want to think about not be so freakin' uptight. It's not like I said this girl would probably suck some guy off in the bar of a bathroom in a few years. Then have the email exchange that ensued broadcast on the internet for all to see. -- Oops. I just did. Lighten up.