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I would f***ing shoot KW if I have to see Timo f***ing Perez in Right Field next season.... Since the ASB (when Timo has gotten the most playing time) Timo only ranks ahead of 10 players in all of baseball (minimum 100AB's) in runs created. That's 263rd out of 273 players. His OPS, the most often used simple guide for offensive production, is the same 263rd out of the qualified 273 players --- That f***er is terrible... Ok he has a good outfield arm, but his range is pitiful. RF is an offensive position and Timo Perez is the 'broken clock' of baseball. You just fail to realize that you only take notice when he's right not the overwhelming amount of time that he's wrong. This is a guy, who on his career fails to reach base 70% of the time. And you want that f***er playing RF? you're impressed by a few slap f***ing hits and lucky "clutch" hits? You want a guy with a career OPS+ of 87 playing RF? :puke I f***ing Hate Timo Perez EDIT: I just did a little checking. The average AL RF'er has an OPS of .786. Timo's? .642 -- That works out to an OPS+ of 81 as a RFer. :puke

Pudge is currently tearing Jamaica up... It's currently a cat 5 storm and is slowing down. Max sustained windsat 170MPH gusts over 200MPH There's a chance that the Fish/Spos will have to play their double header here on wednesday too.

Yep he was seemingly the only pitcher who could get anyone out in the 7th... And for that he got his first ML loss... Do you get a Beer Shower for that??? maybe they use some really s***ty beer like Natural Light for your first loss.

Don't forget all of the Billy Kcoh fans.

Funniest.post.ever.

nope -- Fazed.net Cheat's not as big of a perv as you thought.

I already told you guys -- The top 2 defences play tomorrow in Iowa...

I clicked a link from another site to ESPN earlier today and I only got part of it -- that was about 3 hours ago, and it's worse.

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Pauly's batting only .242 since the break Carlos is having the most productive and consistent season... I think they should both play down the stretch, but gload should definitely get gome AB's in the DH/1B spot. For god sakes we've had Robbie alomar and Timo Perez in that spot before... The one thing is would like to see is pauly eclipse his career high in RBI. He only needs 5 more to match his career high. OT: is ESPN ridiculously slow for anyone else out there. It looks to me like they might have a DoS attack on their hands.

Niefi Perez is 4-4, and Stoney just called him a "great pick-up" by Jim Hendry. /head explodes.

We should get Scott Downs -- He dominated the cubs too :rolly

Ozzie should be shot if Valentin and Perez are in the line-up tonight.

They didn't even have to play these two games -- The Cubs held out two of thier best offensive threats in the opener vs. the Fish's best pitcher. The Fish tossed an Arnie Munoz wannabe on the mound in the second On a side note, I'm drinking tonight -- I just made some easy money.

The Marlins pitcher hasn't pitched an innnig over A ball prior to today -- it looks like the recipe for a split.

The best way to get people into the park is to cater to the Cubs fans -- I hate to say it -- But they have two sold out games going on that day -- There will be plenty of people who have tix to the games at wrigley, who'll make it a twin park DH. I can't wait to see the antics of those idiots when they are down late to the bucs after watching the Fish pass them in the WC chase. 6-0 Fish right now --- Unfortunatley they are throwing a pitcher making his ML debut in the second game.

What you are all looking for I'd like to think that those $5 are headed Florida's direction because of my incredible idea

I Thought that tuesday was supposed to be a DHer.

Offensive lineman who picked up a fumble/lateral -- It was fumbled, but he caught it before it hit the ground -- took it all the way for a TD, carrying a guy the last 5 yards

sporting.event.of.the.century.

Post-season baseball College Football Pro Football and this Sports Fans? WTF!?!?

I think that the braves rotation next season will consist of Wright Hampton Thomson Ramirez Cruz/Capellean/Cheap free agrent (see wright/Thomson) Smoltz will be the closer again.

Also, I think they keep Cruz to take over Russ Ortiz's spot in the rotation. Ortiz is much more likely to end up in Chicago next season than Cruz.

The Braves are still fairly high on Cruz -- They feel that Leo may still be able to turn him into a dominant starter -- That said, their patience is running thin. And if Mazzone can't turn him around, I don't think anone can.