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Gene Honda Civic

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  1. The SCRUBS are playin' on borrowed time. Those base running errors in the first should have cost them, but didn't. Just as the royals luck ran out, so too shall the SCRUBS
  2. Check AVG with RISP... Ichiro usually is at the top of baseball. Maggs was seriosly lacking in that category this year.
  3. .500 is a distict possibility. And in the weak ass Eastern Conference one team who's under .500 WILL bein the playoffs.
  4. I like Outside the Park The Hot Corner Around the Horn
  5. :fthecubs X 95 That's one "f*** THE CUBS" for the last 95 year they haven't won the series. I tried to post 95 "f*** THE CUBS" but the board wouldn't let me.
  6. I agree with KIP....... You are such a girl... no guy can look at all masculine holding a bottle of bicardi silver. Plus i hear that stuff goes straight to your ass... it has almost 3 times the calories as a miller light. For me.... My fovorite beer is FAT TIRE ALE... Sadly it's only available on the west coast. or at least west of the mississippi.
  7. The Article I've thrown things at the TV before during a game. But I've never rained bullets at anyone.
  8. Number 5 The opportunity was there It's an uncontested fact that most men can't say "no" to sex. Although guys aren't constantly bombarded with sexual offers, sometimes an irresistible prospect presents itself. Maybe it's a frisky ex-girlfriend, maybe it's a horny hottie on the dance floor. A guy may see it as once-in-a-lifetime occasion that might never be available again. Carpe diem, as they say. Number 4 Your girlfriend is a nag Most men have experienced at least one woman who thrives on making him feel like crap. Constant nagging, fighting and squabbling in the right ratios is the best recipe for a headache. Cheating with another woman is a common escape from this domestic hell, and works better than aspirin. Number 3 Women let us Truth be told, women are quick to forgive men for their unfaithful behavior. Maybe it's their fear of being alone, or that women are simply the more merciful ones of the human species. Some women might even blame themselves for their men's infidelities, and take steps to improve their relationships. The fact that many women let their men get away with murder might compel them to double deal repeatedly. Just ask Bill Clinton. Number 2 She doesn't turn you on anymore Long-term relationships have the annoying habit of making people lazy. No longer concerned with staying fit and attractive, a committed woman might lose the allure she once had. Her man may simply not find her beautiful anymore, and making love to her is not as stirring as it once was. This is why most mistresses are gorgeous, young women. Number 1 You don't love her anymore Alas, after a long time together, you have lost the feelings you once had for her. But the relationship has remained too much a part of you. Separating seems so painful, so radical that it's almost inconceivable. So instead of separating, you go elsewhere to get your physical gratification. Most times this does not help matters, but only prolongs the inevitable breakup. your cheating heart In the end, cheating is no joking matter. If you are cheating on your girlfriend or wife, it might be that you are unhappy in the relationship, or that you have issues that you should address. Look at the big picture and see your unfaithfulness as a symptom of a bigger problem. Cheating might feel good as a quick escape from your problems, but it's only an anesthetic -- not a long-term solution.
  9. Adultery has been around forever, and has always given us something to talk about. Most reality TV shows these days center on it, as do gossip mags. But we are far from cracking the big mystery: Why do some men cheat in relationships? All men know, at some level, that cheating is wrong. From the earliest age, we are taught the virtues of monogamy. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife," bellows our Judeo-Christian consciousness. Yet we still do it. blame it on the genes In troubled relationships, cheating can be an easy alternative to the burden of a breakup or the agony of divorce. It's a quick fix for the sake of the couple's or the family's integrity. Some of us have even gone so far as to enact the long-distance code: If you cheat in another zip code, it doesn't count. And with evolutionary psychologists telling us that we are wired to lay our seeds in as many women as possible to ensure our genetic survival, adultery is slowly becoming a defensible misdeed, which may explain why women are catching up to men in the game of infidelity. Because of our insatiable appetite for sex, we men can sometimes only be as faithful as our options. Here are the 10 main reasons why some men will opt to shed their devotion and cheat on their partners. Number 10 Your lady doesn't put out Every man has heard that the best way to get a woman to stop having sex with him is by marrying her. Apparently, long-term relationships seem to suck the sex drive out of many women, leaving men gasping for fulfillment. With the need for more sex, some men will start "working late" more often. Or it could just be that the sex has become boring. She doesn't want to try new things in bed, or won't perform fellatio. Some men may cheat because they don't want their girlfriends or wives to perform certain sex acts that would ruin their "good girl" image, so they get a mistress to take care of it. Like Robert de Niro said in Analyze This, "That's the mouth she kisses my kids good night with!" In light of this, I call on lawmakers around the world to create an International BJ Day, where men and women get the day off from work and get all the oral satisfaction they need from their partners. I'll bet that this alone would cut infidelity by at least 75%. Number 9 She cheated on you So you found out your lady was being unfaithful, and the only way you can relieve your anger is by doing the same. For many men, this is the only way to get back at their cheating girlfriends and even the score. Some men might even cheat to get back at all the cheating women they've had the misfortune of dating throughout their lives; now that's efficiency. Number 8 It's challenging and exciting If you consider the women you sleep with "sexual trophies," chances are you have already cheated at least once in your life. Some men simply cannot leave behind the thrill of the hunt, the chase and the conquest. For other men, the excitement is in the variety, like changing ice cream flavors for one day after years of sticking to just one. Number 7 You can get away with it "What eyes don't see, the heart doesn't feel," goes the old adage, and it still holds true, as long as there are no cameras around. The knowledge that no one will find out and no one will get hurt is reason enough for some men to grab a different helping. But be careful; as men get craftier with avoiding detection, women get more sophisticated with detecting, not to mention boosting their network of spies. Number 6 It boosts your ego Nothing lifts the old self-esteem like discovering that other women still desire you sexually. When in long-term relationships, men may begin to question their sexual marketability, which will lead some of them to sow their clandestine wild oats. Once a man knows he can get back in the game, he'll return to his mate; or not.
  10. Linky Linky Scroll down -- the poll is in the bottom right hand corner.
  11. It's over -- Twins take game one -- Small-ball Slays Yanks
  12. It's all explained here: Top 10 Reasons Men Cheat
  13. I found it now. But i just went to the main page, then page 2, then found it.
  14. This link just akes me to the MLB page on ESPN.... I can't find the Pics. I guess I'm blind
  15. do every game played by a top 25 team.... then toss some random games in there. Northern Illinois, the unranked Big Ten teams, Notre dame, whoever you feel.. that should be right at 20
  16. DID i win?? I'm too lazy to go through all the games to find out.
  17. I don't think there is really much juaron can do about it. Although he did stick by Shoop, and he should be shot for that. Clearly the bears have the least talent on the field of any team in the NFL. And that job, putting talent on the field, lies squarely on the GM. I know Angelo wants Juaron gone so he gave him a crap team. But, This is insulting. He knows the fans will come out. They have too. New stadium. No TV unless the seats are filled. This guy is a f***ing weasel, who has made a mockery of a once proud franchise.
  18. I know NFL films makes a 1/2 hour show recapping the season, showing all the highlights of the season. They announced at halftime they fired the guy in charge of putting together the "monsters of the midway" episode. He will not be needed this year.
  19. Yes but now you are allowed to use Flat screen TV's for BP.
  20. In my best "comic book guy" voice from the Simpsons. WORST TEAM EVER
  21. no schaumburg -- That's close to Australia Actually i just couldn't figure out where this occured. It said in "Territory"
  22. I still can't believe this. Here's the link Somewhere in Australia??
  23. I'm no Salary expert. I'm sure someone will come through with the specifics. Frank if he's back, would most likely be at 8 MIL Maggs is due to make more than 10 MIL Colon "was offered the largest contract in WS history for a pitcher" Loiza will make 4 MIL Buhrle is likely to be offered another contract, although I'm pretty sure he'll turn it down.
  24. 81.2% i think that number is a little low. That poll must have a margin of error of -18.8%. :fthecubs
  25. There's no link. Kenny said it in the press conference on FSN.
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