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Cease and Cueto starts feel like the first half of last season.

That’s cool, but been there done that. Sell me on a ship.

I think the problem originally came from letting the young guy hit

Cueto starts just mean wins

And hustle

Part of the reason this is a “Garbage team” is because it lacks some of what Colas theoretically provides. No, it is not a Colas away from relevance, but selling service time for the cause is kind of the point of bringing up talent.

Quite remarkable. I suppose desperation is a stinky cologne, but good money after bad is what this team does really well. Why not sell out some more future talent because of the way this team was built? That's the Chicago way.

A pitcher bulking up in offseason just sounds like a bad idea out of the box

Somewhere the White Sox are planning for the next Yolmer/Leury/Delmonico type guy that never leaves.

For the most part, I agree. But something has to shake this team out of this first baseman/DH right handed hitting bad base running speed and defense eschewing bullpen obsessed catatonic trance. A new set of eyes might set off the team into a new dysfunctional direction, but at some point there will be a Venn diagram overlap that may equate into a well balanced team. Temporarily.

The Sox will need Soto, and 150-200 million dollars coming back.

Oh, the go to move of adding tio the bullpen incoming

The Sox and Bulls are very similar. Both took a look at poor secomd half performances last season, and both have doubled down on hope. It seems like there was a good case for change in both cases. The teams maybe are what they are, and both FO have made questionable calls.

Sure. Trade for Rodon. Then, as soon as the Sox win the division as a result. Hahn has to immediately be fired on the spot.

If the sox trade for Quintana they have a chance?

Yeah, I’m not putting any extra pressure on Cueto or Cease. I lean hard on Giolito (and Lynn incidentally). That’s what they are for.

I don’t have any kids in the house to help me navigate Apple TV. Will I have to cancel some trial subscription? Very distasteful. Where are my teeth?

This franchise does have an affinity for midgets.

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

Too small of a sample size to come to any real conclusions about the tall pitchers. I tend to lean toward them having more advantages than disadvantages.

Only a handful of 6’ 9 pitchers have ever gone 500 innings

Yes. But when is the TJ surgery? ?‍?

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