Autumn Dreamin

Based on his performance, the ball boy should be insulting this ump.

Showing some real resolve tonight, and it's not against the bottom of the division anymore.

Like what are we doing here

Not even close blue

Jeez. Regardless of outcome, let's get out of this one healthy.

Will might have to get ejected tonight if this keeps up

Terrible call

Checks out. He's been a trooper playing through some stuff throughout the season.

Nice to see Fletch get a look. Tauchman continues to rest up. Maybe he's back vs. Skubal and Beni sits? Although Beni has reverse splits this season.

WILLing and venABLE

At least it's not all bad news for the Twins. Turns out they might have a new owner soon after all:

First career W for Wik!

Come on blue, stop messing around. Both teams are traveling tonight.

Oh my word Colson

Eh, his xBA against is .227, he's elite at avoiding barrels, and his xERA is under 3. I think it really is mostly bad luck through a small sample size.

One thing that endeared me to EQ early is that he really does know the zone, hates when the ump doesn't (on either side of the ball), and isn't shy about showing it. Shortly after the trade his pitcher was getting squeezed in Birmingham. Perfect pitch, perfectly caught and presented, called a ball. He was still relatively new to the team so no reason to be too personally invested quite yet...except that it was his staff now and that was a strike. So he tilted his head a bit, and took a moment to sweep some dirt off the plate as if to say "Maybe you just didn't see it, blue, let me help you out." Wildly endearing.

Wallner has 21 HR but just 36 RBI somehow? For comparison, Sosa has 19 HR and 62 RBI. Colson has 40 RBI in ~120 fewer ABs.

Wik might be a bit cold after sitting, should get someone up in the pen just in case.

...and then get 3+ hits each?

Oh my god they are actually the 2024 White Sox

Exactly. Rocco had an option for next season that they already picked up. But he might want out at this point too so who knows.

Yeah the problems are higher up, I'm just assuming someone gets fired and it's not the GM.