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My car got towed yesterday, and I spent a good chunk of change on White Sox World Series gear. I know my goddamn priorities, and they start on the South Side.

Something not noted by the astute ESPN team is that Jon Garland is a sinkerball pitcher. If he's on his game, the wall doesn't even come into play for Houston's offense.

I'll be either at Shinnick's or 115 Bourbon Street.

Now all the rich white people in Houston are crying, I f***ing love it. Absolutely MONUMENTAL collapse.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Oct 16, 2005 -> 12:36 AM) Havent you heard? Bill Cosby is an Uncle Tom, a traitor to his race!!! No s***, and any black that doesn't talk in ebonics is acting white. I see it all over campus here and it makes me sick.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Oct 15, 2005 -> 01:26 PM) Maybe if certain segments of the black community had a shred of civility or a small sense of community, groups like the KKK wouldn't have any credibility at all. The KKK doesn't have any credibility at all and neither does any group of people who hate races. As said earlier, it's not only black people who riot and loot, and it's blatantly racist to say or imply such a thing. In my mind, black culture, especially urban culture, perpetuates black stereotypes for individual gains. If you want to complain about racism in America that's fine (because it still exists), but fighting it by blaming every one of your problems on racism is asinine. Here's an idea: instead of spending your money on clothes, rims, cars, and bling, INVEST IT. Stop having thugs who exploit you be your role models. Being a hustler or a thug isn't a career goal unless you want to be in prison. I could go on forever, I just wish the majority of blacks took the time to comprehend what Bill Cosby is saying.

El Duce = Benito Mussolini El Duque = God Let's not confuse fascists with God, ok?

Shots of vodka will be taken tonight for El Duque. YES!

I found out that I could scream "Yeah" for over 30 seconds without breathing.

GOLD GOLVE AARON ROWAND

JUAN!!! YES!

GOLD GOLVER AARON ROWAND

Thank you, umpires.

Me after looking at the play-by-play log:

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 15, 2005 -> 10:15 PM) I don't know. Imagine playing a Halo-esque game on that thing. Controls rival that of a PC now. The possibilities are endless. No. Consoles will always be light years behind PCs when it comes to control in FPS and any game. The mouse and keyboard just allows you to do more.

4.5 games right there. Thanks, Mark.

Vizcaino warming. Yes, when you need a strikeout, you bring in Viz over Jenks. I'm done watching this.

Leadoff double. Thanks, Mark.

I'm donating my time today to volunteer at an American Cross blood drive, donate $50, then give some blood. Hopefully I can now be forgiven of being a huge cynical asshole.

SCIENCE!

QUOTE(YASNY @ Sep 1, 2005 -> 10:43 AM) I saw plenty of gangs of looters, but I guess what I should have said was "What I read ...." People were stealing and packing AK47's. Hijacking vehicles. Police helpless to stop or even slow the crime going on. It's a completely lawless environment there. They'll get a handle on it with the Nat'l Guard and other law enforcement agencies. But, they'll be too late for some people. I live near the New Madrid fault, with has MAJOR earthquake potential. If I survive that, I want to be able to defend myself until law and order can be restored. Have fun with that considering the likelihood is slim and none. With that logic, I better start caching assault rifles in case a meteor strikes the Earth so I can go Mad Max on everyone and fend for myself.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 29, 2005 -> 06:54 PM) Josh this is a good hitting team we are facing. Lets not just discount their offense. Look at Buehrle's splits, he's falling back to his norms very quickly.

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QUOTE(Antonio Osuna @ Aug 27, 2005 -> 11:00 PM) Most scientists will tell you that 102 mph is physically impossible. Dalkowski was rumored to throw 110 or 105, and he's by far the most powerful arm ever.

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Aug 26, 2005 -> 07:47 PM) He's also repeating AA. The only thing he does exceptionally well is use his speed. If he has a future at all in the major leagues, it's going to be as a Utility infielder. He's not going to earn a starting job from anyone anytime before MLB expands to include Las Vegas. He's playing in a different AA league, so it's not like he's used to the pitchers and what not.