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Seeing Ashlee Simpson's face gives me an urge to find the nearest cinder block and implant it in her face.

WHEN WE WILL PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD

The Score reported it, so you know it will never happen. If the Score told me the sky was blue on a sunny day, I'd be skeptical

I'd hit it....with a space shuttle. ANNIHILATED

Ok, let me try and understand this: The Sox give up a bunch of low-level prospects and they made a mistake? Would you like for them to give away A level prospects instead, oh ignorant writer?

Give me a break. I could have ran backwards and still made it to 2nd on that ball hit by Carlos. Hitting a baseball into the stands and holding your bat watching it does not score you extra runs for a "coolness" factor. If anything, you're asking for one in the earhole next at bat. Carlos needs to just put his head down and run.

OZZIEBALL

Thanks, Showtime. I've got less and less time to get pissed off about the Sox and post on Soxtalk because I work 40 hours a week. I'll be on a lot more after the FutureSox roadtrip. Admire your single to left field and get thrown out stretching to 2nd? OZZIEBALL

I'm now annointing Carlos Lee "Hustle".

Hit off the top of the wall and Carlos "Hustle" Lee sat admiring a single and out stretching to 2nd.

If you really don't want it, head to the nearest bathroom, throw it into the urinal and relieve yourself. Then some poor soul can try and fish it out if he pleases.

McCarthy's last 3 starts: SO: 29 BB: 1 Dammmnnnnnnnnnn.

No way, Glaus is a freaking machine when he's healthy. To add to the list of 3Bs that Brando said: Crede!!!!

Scott Rolen >>>>>>>>>>> Aramis Ramirez Don't even begin to think otherwise.

Ozzie had to leave in Garland to rest the pen, end of story.

Wunsch is on the DL. Darensbourg makes sense because Cotts is throwing absolute trash up to the plate.

Myette - Overrated because of the system Malone - Injured West - ...I made him go play football! Guerrier - See Myette Stumm - Injuries Kane - Injuries Allen - Project Ginter - Was stupidly converted into a reliever Fogg - Will be good once converted into a reliever Rauch - Surgery, still 25 Diaz - Still young And then you start rattling off names that have NEVER been highly touted (Rick Hummel, Paul, Valenzuela, etc). Ever seen any of them play? Thought so. Don't say a kid "sucks" after barely a year in professional baseball.

Garland played OF in HS (as well as pitching of course), so that by default makes him our best hitting pitcher. Buehrle is awful at the plate. Did anyone see where he almost managed to hit himself on the hit by bunting?

Joe Borchard drew a walk tonight. I almost fell out of my chair in disbelief.

That's a moronic thing for Kerry to say. Anyone who has taken basic economics knows what I'm talking about.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1824716 Hey Barry, I hope you get mugged and have the s*** kicked out of you by a few Irishmen tonight. What a piece of f***ing trash.

We did not get money. We gave away money.

No.

Keira Knightley. Valdez isn't a good SS prospect. He's a bag of balls.

To replace Koch, Munoz will be called up for Saturday, then God knows what the f*** KW will do.