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Email him this: "yu0 = f**0t" and attach a picture of goatse, he'll think twice about picking the Twinkies again.

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Depends really. I mean, if you're way out in front on the Twins, you stick with the team you have. If you're fairly close, say 5 games up or down, then you go out and get another stud. If you make the playoffs, you have a very solid four man rotation.

Without Greg Vaughn, Tampa Bay's projected payroll is 15 million dollars. Rocco Baldelli is penciled in as the starting CF for the Rays, and Carl Crawford and Marlon Anderson will be flanking him. Then, for an infield, expect to see Travis Lee, Brent Abernathy, Rey Ordonez, and maybe Jared Sandberg at 3rd. At catcher, you have Toby Hall. Starting pitcher is Joe Kennedy. Now, look at AAA Charlotte. Outfield of Joe Borchard, Baughman/Durham, Scott Bikowski/Someone. Infield of Battersby/Hankins at first, Willie Harris and 2nd, Aaron Miles at SS, and Hummel at 3rd. Catcher of Jamie Burke most liekly. Starting pitcher would most likely be Jon Rauch. Now, who would win this lackluster game of 20 soemthings? I'm inclined to say the D-Rays, but I have no clue. I'll be surprised if the Rays win 50 games this year, honestly.

Eh, f*** you too code buttons.

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Edwin Yan will now be known as Ruddy Yan. Worst name ever.

A Webster LF 1 0 0 0 YEAH, b****ES! Even though Anthony was 0-1, he played. WEWT, ANTHONY WEBSTER FAN CLUB, WEWT!

Miles didn't make the team.

Rauch did not make the team, he was sent to AAA Charlotte.

KW just told Rooney that the Sox will carry three catchers going into Opening Day. So, after many off-season accquisitions, here are your 2003 Chicago White Sox, barring injuries: Starting Pitching Mark Buehrle Bartolo Colon Jon Garland Esteban Loaiza Danny Wright/Josh Stewart Relief Pitching Rick White Tom Gordon Kelly Wunsch Damaso Marte Gary Glover Billy Koch Infielders Konerko Thomas Jimenez Valentin Graffanino Crede Outfielders Ordonez Rowand Lee Rios Daubach Catchers Alomar Olivo Paul

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According to RotoWorld: White Sox optioned 2B/OF Willie Harris, OF Joe Borchard, LHP Mike Porzio and RHP Matt Ginter to Triple-A Charlotte and reassigned catcher Jamie Burke to minor league camp. Harris was supposed to make the team, but it looks like Aaron Miles has taken his job with an impressive spring. Ginter has the better argument for making the squad, as he's looked better than either Rick White or Gary Glover. Ginter should be the first pitcher called up by the team. Looks like we'll have three catcher when we go North. We know we'll have 11 pitchers, and the only spot in the air is Wright/Stewart. IF- Konerko, Thomas, Jimenez, Miles, Graffanino, Valentin, Crede C-Olivo, Alomar, Paul OF-Lee, Rowand, Ordonez, Rios, Daubach Last spot will come down to Miles or Paul. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT JOSH PAUL!

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I don't know if we'll have the money to resign Colon. Maggs will be worth 14 million next season, which is a 5 million dollar increase from this year. Jose could be gone, as well as C Lee, so that could free up roughly 9 million. So, that's losing 4 million. If Frank stays, he'd have a 3 million dollar pay increase as well. But, if Thomas goes, then I'd expect Reinsy to fork up the cash for Colon.

If the Sox got Pedro, and a rotation of Pedro, Buehrle, and Colon, I'd s*** my pants, and then consider eating the pants.

Pedro is a FA after this year I believe. Edit: Pedro can be a FA after this year, if the BoSox decline a 17.5 million dollar option.

Desi Relaford up. Gary Majewski in. Relaford grounds to second. Patterson walks. Shanks up to bat. Singles to RF, Patterson to 2nd. Harvey singles, Patterson scores. Shanks to 3rd. Mendy Lopez attempts a squeeze, fouls out. Two out, Harvey still on first. Berger up. Harvey goes to 2nd on Fielder's Indifference. Berger gets a bloop single. Shanks scores. FINAL Royals - 2 Kannapolis/Winstom-Salem/Birmingham/Charlotte/Rowand - 1

Top of the 9th. DeHart or someone pitching. Borchard flies to RF. Gonzalez gets an infield hit. Stewart bloops one to CF for a single. Gonzalez makes a good read, goes to 3rd. Burke strikes out. Pedro Lopez up. Flies out to RF. Nuttin, to the bottom of the 9th.

I don't know. I know for sure that he is going to be in Birmingham to start the year off, and I don't think there is a closer at Low A who can jump to AA and close for the Barons.

Bottom of zee 8th! Royce Ring comes in to pitch, Chris Stewart now catching. Blanco gets "thoroughly jammed". Pops up to Royce, one out. Mike DiFelice flies out to deep CF. Carlos Beltran to start the year off in DL. Dear lord, the Royals O is going to f***ing blow for a week or two. Johnson does something. I don't know because Allan Baird is talking. STFU ALLAN!! Johnson goes down swinging. To the 9th: 1-0 Sox.

Top of the 8th: Albie Lopez pitching. Jeremy Reed flies out to left. Brian Daubach flies out the warning track in RF. Aaron Rowand ... and my feed goes down!!! There it is! Oh no, down again! Dum de dum, Rowand grounds out to 3rd.

Pedro Lopez comes at second. Arnaldo Munoz pitching. Raul Ibanez singles to RF. Balk called, runner to 2nd. Ken Harvey grounds to Andy Gonzalez, Gonzalez makes a great diving stop, throws to second, gets runner at 2nd. Harvey at first, one out. Lopez lines to Harris in CF. Two out. Berger pops out to Gonzalez. Reed playing LF. Wewt! Diaz, Kohlmeier, and Munoz have pitched the seven shutout innings thus far. Look for Ring soon.

Got it: here we go. Sean Lowe pitching Jamie Burke grounds out to Desi Relaford. Aaron Miles strikes out. Willie Harris strikes out.

And MLB won't me listen to any game. Shazzam!