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1. How many hard fouls will Artest commit before they take serious action against him? 2. Going into the crowd swinging (maybe at the wrong guy) is not self-defense. Self-defense is knocking the cup away.

Many veteran sportsfans I suspect will agree with me here. This is the most disturbing/scary thing that's ever happened in sports. A line has been crossed here, and I wonder whether we can ever go back.

Ron Artest is a psychopath. I said this a week ago and I stand by it.

On one hand, I was out all night and have only bits and pieces of what went on On the other hand, I'm intrigued as all hell. f*** the Pacers.

This is the best thread ever. And I mean that sincerely.

There was another story like this a couple weeks ago. Some woman on her deathbed said she always thought her son had been the one to kill this girl like 20 years ago. She said she caught him coming home late that night or something, and never told anyone. They re-opened the case and the guy got convicted of the murder. I can't find a link to it though.

Well it's a toaster oven, not a conventional toaster. And Steff, I do that with ripping the popcorn bag too fast and having it explode all the time. Last weekend I burned my hand on a bag but it took me a little longer to realize it since I had been

I burned my hand on the toaster once when I was like 9. It wasn't much, just a momentary burn on my finger, but ever since I've used a knife or fork to grab the stuff. I may look like a wuss but at least I don't get burned. One thing that people always yell at me for though is opening a bag of popcorn with my face right over it.

Also, in the book-movie transition of Sum of All Fears, didn't they change the terrorists from Middle-Eastern to European Neo-Nazis?

I think it's fine. I know everything in high school is judged harshly but blasting AC/DC is far from the worst thing you can do. He'll get over it.

You mean like the Panthers?

Well I don't know if they would have Hinrich or Crawford, considering they were lottery picks that resulted from being so bad in the first place. Speculation is tiring; the Celtics had been Ben Wallace in their camp but Pitino chose Dwayne Schintzius and Eric Riley instead. s*** happens I guess.

Yesterday's boondocks was solid.

It's so true, and I have no doubt that MNF is apologizing on one side of their mouth and laughing on the other side. There's so much stupid hypocrisy that goes on with non-stories like this that you just wonder what humanity is headed toward.

Point guard, 8 games out of high school, what do you expect?

If you had looked first you would have seen I edited it for Lidle at 10:13 est.

I was tooling around on my friend's game the other day. I walked out on the ledge of the dam and tried to jump to the water. The first couple times i hit the sloping concrete but eventually I made it all the way to water. After that I took the nearby helicopter to the something Palace casino. They never let you win the slots game, and I didnt get what the hell that wheel of fortune was all about.

File -> Save As ->name it and make it a jpeg Go to How Does That Work forum, make a new post, type something stupid in the text box, go down to File Attachments, hit the Browse button and find the saved jpeg on your hard drive. Double click it. Then hit Add Reply.

I don't get why the Kings suck so bad this year. They are basically the same team except for Vlade, Peeler and Gerald Wallace. The main cogs are still there.

I am simultaneously grossed out and intrigued. I feel like I gotta eat it once just to say I did but I got chest pains last night after I ate battered chicken so maybe I'll wait a while.

Manny wins the Hank Aaron award, and the Silver Slugger, but not the MVP. Alright. I guess those two weeks put Vlad over the top but I don't know if I agree with it.

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Philadelphia 8-1 Atlanta 7-2 New York Giants 5-4 Green Bay 5-4 St. Louis 5-4 Minnesota 5-4 Seattle 5-4 Arizona 4-5 New Orleans 4-5 Detroit 4-5 Chicago 4-5 And say by some miracle the Bears win their division, and then win a home playoff game against the #6 seed, they would still have to go on the road and win in Atlanta just to even make the NFC championship. That is why they're not on there.

Broken. When you eat them long they are a pain in the ass cause they always fall off the fork and they flick the broth everywhere.

Well they were missing that Garret Wolf guy weren't they? Isn't he pretty important to their team?