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QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 6, 2008 -> 02:08 PM) What's more likely to happen in a club house. 1.) And inflatable doll appears with a bat in the backside. 2.) Mr Snake and his two friends makes an appearance in the towel show. 3.) A player invites a girl to interview Mr. Snake and the twins in a more private location. I would say that out of that list, number 1 is the least offensive and number 1 is the least likely to happen. does snake stand for penis

QUOTE (RockRaines @ May 6, 2008 -> 10:33 AM) When was the blowup doll invented? Probably sometime around then. Did you think the guys just magically were the first to come up with an idea like that? Guys had been playing worse pranks on each other and other teams since the 1920's. Nobody was hurt, the team had a laugh, situation over. No lawsuits, no injuries, no positive drug tests. what the hell is wrong with you man? of course someone was hurt, the blowup doll was. it had bats in orifices and stuff. not to mention the emotional damage. i would not be surprised one bit if she never recovered from this. please don't be so narrow minded.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 6, 2008 -> 10:25 AM) Im calling the paper next time you say "Nipples" in chat. Ooops, i just said it too you scamp. although you really should because all women have nipples and it is wrong to talk about people's nipples because professional people don't do that. plus these professional people have nipples too

oh noes, these guys were messing around and not being 'professional'. how dare they act as themselves, as individuals, instead of how they are 'supposed to'. whatever are we to do? the humanity

Amador Evangelista

glue and jello time

yeah, had to be rick swisher

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ May 5, 2008 -> 07:43 AM) Isn't it a little early to be drinking? it's 9 o'clock somewhere

I believe I believe his name was Dale Torborg Dale Torborg

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 4, 2008 -> 01:12 PM) LOL, Quentin is just a beanball magnet. I didnt see it live, Im watching gameday. Hopefully it wasnt too painful shouldn't have been, it didn't hit him in the nipple

8 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 K

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 06:42 AM) i know, probably the biggest poser i've ever seen

I'd still do him

jake uribe homersssss

damnit ben anderson, get the bunt down

colt brennan

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QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 10:23 AM) Did that article really say the words i think i just read??? words do not speak, silly billy

it's (rimshot)

hihi

Doug Spongebob Squarepants Whose Line Is It Anyways?

Where would Juan play?

f***, they had a night game?

f***, they played a day game?

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