Goober

I wonder if the girls are going to major in horticulture

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Feb 26, 2009 -> 02:11 PM) Yup, using them hoes, you know how it is

Fun time killer I was shown to: http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/131630

B.S. in horticulture in May.

Anybody got the Scratch2Win numbers for Sunday and Sunday Bonus from the Sun-Times? I didn't go get a paper

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 03:27 PM) what do you think the chances are of Steve Quentin having a good season? About as good a chance that Phil Konerko or Jake Thome will hit better than Jimmy Owens

Fact: Bears eat beets.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Feb 4, 2009 -> 08:23 AM) I said that about 9 hours ago. I know, but I wanted to say "False. Black bear"

False. Black bear

What kind of bear is best

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Dec 30, 2008 -> 09:33 PM) Is calling him by his nickname a bannable offense? Now that he is a Cub, it shouldn't be. jizzcan?

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Dec 27, 2008 -> 11:05 AM) Ok where do I go to watch all the old UFC and other matches, I am just getting into this sport. HDNET is a saviour. mmaroot.com and mmaplayground.com have some

QUOTE (Shadows @ Dec 2, 2008 -> 04:34 AM) Maybe he literally meant he was going to kill Cena, skin him, and wear him like some sort of Cena Belt? dude, http://www.americasarmy.com/ check out the screenshots of pipeline

NANACA CRASH

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 08:14 AM) I'm also partial to the guys that use the safety straps on their backpacks, like they're climbing a goddamn mountain. the chest one or the waist one? cause i use both man

and found

here we go.

hot diggity, i think i am going to go into reporting

maybe both?

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 6, 2008 -> 02:08 PM) What's more likely to happen in a club house. 1.) And inflatable doll appears with a bat in the backside. 2.) Mr Snake and his two friends makes an appearance in the towel show. 3.) A player invites a girl to interview Mr. Snake and the twins in a more private location. I would say that out of that list, number 1 is the least offensive and number 1 is the least likely to happen. does snake stand for penis

QUOTE (RockRaines @ May 6, 2008 -> 10:33 AM) When was the blowup doll invented? Probably sometime around then. Did you think the guys just magically were the first to come up with an idea like that? Guys had been playing worse pranks on each other and other teams since the 1920's. Nobody was hurt, the team had a laugh, situation over. No lawsuits, no injuries, no positive drug tests. what the hell is wrong with you man? of course someone was hurt, the blowup doll was. it had bats in orifices and stuff. not to mention the emotional damage. i would not be surprised one bit if she never recovered from this. please don't be so narrow minded.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 6, 2008 -> 10:25 AM) Im calling the paper next time you say "Nipples" in chat. Ooops, i just said it too you scamp. although you really should because all women have nipples and it is wrong to talk about people's nipples because professional people don't do that. plus these professional people have nipples too

oh noes, these guys were messing around and not being 'professional'. how dare they act as themselves, as individuals, instead of how they are 'supposed to'. whatever are we to do? the humanity

Amador Evangelista

glue and jello time