Goober

I wear my sunglasses at night

You're garbage.

QUOTE (BobDylan @ May 4, 2009 -> 05:19 PM) Come. Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend

In a flash of the blade

More like John Stanks

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 3, 2009 -> 08:39 AM) it's not illegal to jerk off It should be. With the frequency you do it, it is borderline aggravated battery.

THE Texas Rangers

Not likely.

Ouch, not a single response.

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QUOTE (zenryan @ Apr 29, 2009 -> 02:36 PM) With Lee out, Howard just guaranteed a 7th game and anything can happen in a 7th game of a series. Haha.

Also from the same area of the site, U.S. Cellular Field is now the 5th best pitcher's park in Major League Baseball. Although that could be because two of the top five games pitched in the AL were there.

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Everybody else is writing in Podsednik too right?

I say Brian Anderson, replaced by Scott Podsednik

A colon is also an internal organ of the human body

Yeah, when it is uninterested it likes to not stay on the correct time. I mean when it is bored.

My pants.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 27, 2009 -> 03:23 PM) over/under on Brian Anderson home runs: 4.5 I say way over Push

Or a slugfest even

I think instead of another mediocre pitcher, they should bring up Podsednik to play center field. The offense would be better at least.

I'm very concerned. We all know his average probably won't stay above .263 for long, so he needs to bring something (power) to the table.

Bad move. MacDougal was a quality piece of the bullpen.

Wish we had Jeremy Reed still to play center. It would have solved all our problems.