QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 26, 2013 -> 10:50 AM)
I work for the local newspaper. There's this really hot chick there, and I'm pretty sure she likes me, but I can't build up the nerve to go and talk to her. Otherwise, the job is rather ho hum, not a lot to deal with.
Anyways, on my lunch break, I go into a telephone booth, thrown on tights and a cape, and save the world from dangerous villains.
I believe you Manti Te'o