Goober

QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 5, 2005 -> 11:39 AM) we got 2 geniuses right here. make that 3

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/press_r...t=.jsp&c_id=cws "Under terms of the contract, the White Sox have five days to exercise a buyout of Thomas' player option."

where there's a will, there's a way

sorry i cant, i am ignoring you

you should be able to listen to it on espnradio1000.com

or Eddie Gaedel fan even

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 05:00 PM) not used to everyone in long pants, weird ?? uniform pants have been long for a while man

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 18, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) It didn't hit you?? Damn, I missed. it was one hell of a try though man.

QUOTE(CubsSuck1 @ Oct 18, 2005 -> 09:18 PM) Was Brienne there? no, thankfully she was not. n**** you know me

man i swear a firework went off like right in my window that night. scared the absolute s*** out of me. i could smell the gunpowder or whatever.

whoops i didnt know there was a picture. change my vote to sox hat blonde

the world's greatest by r. kelly

stfu noob

i am. i am forced to watch on mlb.tv

stfu noob

chris widger hahahahahaha

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 08:54 AM) bump

QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Oct 2, 2005 -> 12:22 PM) Look at the post right above yours nope, he was right. maggs had 99 2 years ago and konerko had 65 two years ago, as shown in the post above him.

Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy." "No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

hmmm i dont remember seein that in the movie

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Sep 11, 2005 -> 03:11 PM) -says the person that proclaimed the cowboys defense better than the bears i never said that, i said its arguable. and uh, bears D didnt do so hot today, gave up plenty of rushing yards. we weren't talking about the cowboys, this was the bears gamethread.

na na na na, na na na na, hey heyyyyyyy goodbye.

QUOTE(Chisoxrd5 @ Sep 7, 2005 -> 01:47 PM) How many times can one person consectitively post in his own thread?? hahaha i was gonna say that but then thought people would start bashing me.

i got 54

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