Everything posted by Goober
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Know any good jokes?
Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy." "No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."
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family guy
hmmm i dont remember seein that in the movie
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Bears vs. Redskins 9/11 Game Thread
QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Sep 11, 2005 -> 03:11 PM) -says the person that proclaimed the cowboys defense better than the bears i never said that, i said its arguable. and uh, bears D didnt do so hot today, gave up plenty of rushing yards. we weren't talking about the cowboys, this was the bears gamethread.
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Bears vs. Redskins 9/11 Game Thread
na na na na, na na na na, hey heyyyyyyy goodbye.
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NCAA BASEBALL GAME
QUOTE(Chisoxrd5 @ Sep 7, 2005 -> 01:47 PM) How many times can one person consectitively post in his own thread?? hahaha i was gonna say that but then thought people would start bashing me.
- GWB's is 47, what's your's?
- Favorite commercials
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NFL Rankings
QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Sep 2, 2005 -> 12:50 PM) If I'm looking for super bowl contenders, I'll go with the most balanced, deepest teams on both sides of the ball. Right now, you have New England. Nobody else even comes close. but but but the bears have kyle orton!
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Sould this Section of the Board..
i do not see why it should be closed. i do not think it is hurting anyone. i do not understand.
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Staredown
anybody know what inning it was?
- Staredown
- What time is it?
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Let's Call Up BMac Sunday
http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showuser=157 just a nickname
- Nicknames.
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Boston Herald subscriber to post this JUICY piece?
QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 04:46 PM) http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=38400
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What did you have for lunch today?
i had a peanut butter and fluff sandwich
- Busted!
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Madden 06
QUOTE(whitesox89 @ Aug 8, 2005 -> 02:39 PM) anyone know if the have released the player ratings yet on the internet anywhere yet? I kno they had the NCAA ratings out like 2 weeks before it came out yea they are out http://sports.ign.com/articles/636/636858p1.html
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Ever said something wrong
hahaha oh man those are funny
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Computer Problem
it was his video card. he bought a nice new one. i guess he says thanks for the help.
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Soxtalk Group Idea
wow great attempt at humor
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Madden 06
just a little late. just a little http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=36901 http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32310
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Post your Desktop
QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 02:11 PM) Eew, who talks to tmar? oh wow, you are going down
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Name Change? Anything else needed?
TRU wants to know if he can get an appeal.
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Bring back Squeeze-it fruit drinks!!!!
i have a case of freeze pops in my freezer right now. i had a couple yesterday.