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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 07:06 PM) I have a tough time visualizing the Bears above .500. Take a look at their schedule. They have a real chance to make the playoffs this year.

No one else liked it?

LMAO! Right click and "save target as" to your desktop. http://theskewer.com/movies/gay_fat_kid.wmv He cusses a lot but it's hilarious as they shoot b-bs at him.

You need any help with definitions, just ask!

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 10:31 PM) That was you *BUZZ* I'm sorry, but THAT was a wrong answer. The correct answer was "Dougly".

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 08:54 PM) Nothing beats this kid that was my friends cousin and what he did at my house. He would come to Chicago about 2 or 3 times a year for a week or 2 and he is like the biggest hillbilly fatty fat fat ever. One day he came over,said he had to use the bathroom and proceeded to the bathroom. We were sitting outside and he left. About 20 minutes later, he runs downstairs, comes outside and says "Hey man, I gotta go. C ya." 5 minutes later, I go to my bathroom to take a piss and the f***ing bathrooms is covered in s***. Walls, toilet, floor, tiles, counter, shower curtiain....etc. ALL but the cieling and towels. THE MOTHERf***ER SHAT HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM! I haven't heard from him since... THAT was a story I could have lived without hearing. :finger

It was a pretty dry interview.

I meant the Blue Jays. me

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 06:17 PM) "I've learned to speak bee" I thought of that commercial as well. Timo's languages: English, Spanish, Japanese, Bee.

QUOTE(daa84 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 06:14 PM) yeah true, but i still dont think hed be DLed cuz of it. i could be wrong tho. i mean its not like this guy was in the heart of africa or south america or something. whats the worst he coulda gotten bitten by??? A big nasty spider. http://ohoh.essortment.com/mostpoisonouss_rotk.htm

That's one HUUUGE sig.

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 06:10 PM) Not much left to choose from with the advanced ticket sales.. what a problem to have.. LOL. Oh.. I'm not wearing a name tag.. "Hello my name is 'Doable'"

QUOTE(daa84 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 06:07 PM) no, mroe likely he would be coming to fill franks spot. i cant imagine a bug bite lasting longer than a day or so. IF gload is even coming up, its probably for thomas. either way, that aint good news. hopefully the hurt will be back soon, if he even did get injured I'm not bashing him by a long shot (note my sig), but Thomas' nickname is pretty ironic lately.

QUOTE(DePloderer @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 11:53 AM) It appears that the bombers didn't know what they were doing this time. So "experts" are considering the question of wether these are copy cat bombers. I thought the same thing. I guess that makes me an "expert" as well.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:33 PM) Why did we ban this guy? He hit the end of the annoying scale for posters here in record time if I recall.

Maybe the Frank injury isn't as major as it seems, but that the Gload callup was due to Dye's bug bite. They could be just coincedences.

Figured it might be the Royals. That's about the only game that the bandwagon fans wouldn't buy as many tickets for. I might be interested as well. I want everyone to have nametags though.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:57 PM) Oh I remember, they were dark as hell too, so you had no clue what you were stepping in, lol. IIRC, they painted them black to keep the graffiti down.

Get Perez AND Batista. Send Contreras to Arizona and Prospects to LA. Perez can be the #4 guy and Batista can be the long reliever or 5th starter.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:53 PM) Ya ever have to take a squat at the Cell? Now THAT'S an adventure, the seats are soaked, the 'fluids' on the floor are 2 inches deep so hopefully you didn't wear sandals and just try to keep your pants dry, 12 guys are in line waiting to drain and are bagging on the stall door and usually there is no t.p. Good stuff. You shoulda tried it at old Comiskey. You wouldn't want to even go INTO the bathroom there.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:47 PM) Supposedly he has an infection from a bug bite and Timo will be patrolling rightfield tonight. So.. Timo's plan worked then...

-10 points for responding to your own cliche'. Knock on wood.

QUOTE(He_Gawn @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:13 PM) Can I get "September Call Up" changed to "I'm Freaking Fantastic"? But... that would be a lie. :finger

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:02 PM) Raindrops are fallin' on my head... If your friends jumped off of a building, would you?