knightni

Those D'Rays are waaay too experienced in their suckage. The Sox will never catch up.

So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few months back, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his mates. Told me quite possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. They had picked up some shrooms and acid, and decided to take it in the wee hours of the morning, and spend the day exploring the city while they tripped…sure enough 20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or so hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they decide it’d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up, regroup, and go looking when the gears worn off and they’d be of more use. lol k Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and staring at the ceiling muttering to himself. Understandably they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed search. However all the friend can reply with is “this f***ing town is full of gremlins!”… They tried to calm him down and tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which he replied “I knew you’d say that so I captured one and locked it in the bathroom…” lol? as you’d expect they thought he was losing the plot, but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves. So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed…they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move the furniture away and inch the door open… and?? ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with Down syndrome grinning ear to ear. lol dude that's f***ed up The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof… lol god man anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards saying “hi my name is Ted, I live at blah blah” lol so yea, took the poor kid to the lobby, called the cops and did a runner before they arrived lol.

meh.

Red Sox dress Japanese rookie Matsuzaka as Teletubby for trip to Toronto Here's a fun video though. http://video.msn.com/v/us/foxsports.htm?f=...fg=/mlb/stories

Classic sketch

Thome 3rd, Konerko 4th, Dunn 5th, Fields 6th. It'd be the '91 Tigers all over again.

You haven't lived until you've see Kirk McCaskill in person.

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Sep 17, 2007 -> 11:27 PM) Any reason this is pinned? I'm guessing it's for GPs preferences in the lower part of the title. PS - It wasn't me.

11 runs... geez.

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Sep 17, 2007 -> 06:35 PM) Room for one more? QUOTE(SnB @ Sep 17, 2007 -> 06:36 PM) Hell Yeah! QUOTE(Kalapse @ Sep 17, 2007 -> 06:37 PM) *slap*

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 17, 2007 -> 02:41 PM) After hitting #'s 500, 600, and 700 with the White Sox, and coming home with 4 straight world series rings, a White Sox one. Can I buy some pot from you?

QUOTE(Dogfood22 @ Sep 16, 2007 -> 06:26 PM) We had better start spending some money in the draft and we had better start doing it soon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Borchard How'd that work out?

QUOTE(whitesox94 @ Sep 16, 2007 -> 12:46 PM) Jon Garland to Padres for Khalil Greene eugh.

I saw Bradley on the field, but it was minimal.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 09:46 PM) Your avatar (and Brian's) makes me sick. Make that guy stop moving like that...please. I'm getting motion sick. Your avy moves too.

Truth in TV listings at last.

Damn.

QUOTE(ottawa_sox @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 08:42 PM) How do members refer to more than 1 quote? If you want to reply to a member's statement, you press reply and the members statement appears. How do get a second members statement to appear in the same post? QUOTE(knightni @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 09:00 PM) hmmm... QUOTE(knightni @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 09:00 PM) Not sure.... Use the quote button on each one, then the main reply at the bottom.

QUOTE(ottawa_sox @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 08:42 PM) How do members refer to more than 1 quote? If you want to reply to a member's statement, you press reply and the members statement appears. How do get a second members statement to appear in the same post? QUOTE(knightni @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 09:00 PM) hmmm... Not sure....

hmmm...

QUOTE(WhiteSoxfan1986 @ Sep 15, 2007 -> 07:43 PM) I have no idea why Joe Torre continues to hit Damon leadoff when he's got two much better options in Jeter and Abreu. The Red Sox did their job this weekend by winning one game, which should pretty much seal the division, hopefully the Tigers can get hot and somehow get the wild card, their up 4-0 on Santana so far. Cabrera or Cano would be decent options. Maybe Boras put the leadoff thing in Damon's contract.

Gee. Hit and run. Imagine that.

So, how do these accusations affect the "genius" of Crennel and Weis?

walk. damn.

Sox coming up, Thome batting third.