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QUOTE (MattZakrowski @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 07:11 PM) I'm still not sold on us being done in April, sorry. And I haven't seen any reason to believe that Montero can stick behind the plate. I mean, he's a good enough bat to DH and be a difference maker, but still... Never said we were done. I'm just seeing a pattern here. I was just looking ahead. Which can be good and bad.

QUOTE (Melissa1334 @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 07:08 PM) i guess i was half serious lol meaning they really are going to be desperate but i dont know if hes untouchable. if in june the sox are out of it(not probable just because the division)and jackson is still pitching great, ill ask for nothing less then montero and banuelos lol. Both? Don't know about that. But Danks for Montero would be just fine for me.

QUOTE (MattZakrowski @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 07:03 PM) Who plays center in this hypothetical? Don't know. And I don't care. No diss at you, man. Another 2nd or 3rd place finish will be the end for me. I know it's early. I get that. I'm just foreshadowing. If we're in first or a few games out, then forget it. But I don't like this pattern we're in right now. Tyler Chatwood? C'mon, now.

QUOTE (Melissa1334 @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 07:01 PM) maybe we can get banuelos too... Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. But the Yankees are the team to target when it comes to either Jackson or Danks. Hughes is on the DL and has sucked since the break. They REALLY need SP.

Danks for Montero. Shop Rios to the Braves for one of their pitching studs. That is if this continues.

QUOTE (DukeofChicago88 @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 06:46 PM) AJ has no power. I'm going to be tracking Jesus Montero all year.

Nice, CQ!

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 06:28 PM) Eh whatever. Our team blows. I promised myself that I was going to give this team a solid month, good, bad or average, before I came to any legitimate conclusion on what kinda team they are. But I'm getting annoyed real fast.

Felix is right. Dunn is DONE!

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 06:17 PM) 4 SB, 5 CS, not a good percentage 3 errors, right?

QUOTE (DukeofChicago88 @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 06:15 PM) Pierre sucks Anybody remember what a real LF looks like?

QUOTE (ScottyDo @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 04:38 PM) No, no, I'm with you. I just read through the thread and lol'd but I would like to be sure that Felix is kidding. If he's not, though, I might have to sacrifice my computer to the Internet gods to appease them. The thread title should've been obvious. "Dunn is Done?" A 5-year old could've come up with something better than that. lol. Thing with Felix is he doesn't post on PHT that much. But anybody that spends even a little bit of time in the Pub knows he was kidding.

QUOTE (High Mileage @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 03:05 PM) Royals blast up King Felix, move to 10-4! Tribe doing the same to the Orioles. Also about to be 10-4.

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 05:37 AM) That will continue to be the greatest thread I've ever read on the pale hose area. I miss Mike. If Mike is Dylan then he was in chat last night.

Ok, I read through this entire thread sober and I just about woke the whole house with my laughter. My top 10 favorite posters: Felix Felix Felix qwerty Felix Felix maybe Kalapse Felix drunk Wite or heads Felix

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 16, 2011 -> 03:30 AM) Normal Juan Pierre doesn't miss routine fly balls. The only thing he could pride himself on was his defense...before he started missing can of corns. I see. I guess I can accept that. I thought it was being implied that he's good and underachieving. Only 149 more games to go until he is no longer part of this organization.

I can't even get mad about this loss. They started arguably the best non Felix Hernandez starter in the AL and we started Joecoolman, I mean, um, somebody that's not really good.

Question..., what is a normal Juan Pierre? If it's what I think it is I don't want to know what an abnormal Juan Pierre is.

Man, I passed out in the 7th inning. What happened?

Now if I had created this thread I would get a warning. I want Felix gone!

Mark Lemke > Adam Dunn and Jim Thome This is fact

This is without a doubt the greatest thread in Soxtalk history. The Carlos Gonzalez of all threads.

lmao. Felix > thread

QUOTE (Felix @ Apr 15, 2011 -> 08:26 PM) He's played over 1400 in his career and has never been on a team that won more than 80 games.

Humber belongs in AAA.