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Credence Clearwater Revival- "Proud Mary" Ooooohhhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!! By the way, where in the heck does Tina Turner get off hitching rides on river boats.....

Wow, that was quick.

*cough* Brando *cough*

Definitely. Ron Rivera is thoroughly familiar with Hugh, and he's not too expensive. Whether or not he has anything left...who knows. I'd be willing to take a chance, though.

Did you know that "flippant" was the word of the day on September 30th of 2000? I s*** you not. You guys are the first to use it since then.

183 walks, and we're still in August. Roids or no roids, that is one hell of a batting eye.

I'll bring the beer.

When I read ss2k4's opening statement, those are the first two guys that I thought about.

I do have a serious weakness, though. When people talk s*** about Frank, I feel the need to call them idiots. I can't help it. Just recently, someone said that Frank was "the problem all of these years". I'm not gonna name names. But I did call that person a floundering idiot. However, I would say the same thing to them in person. Honestly.

It all revolves around my original point....that offense flows almost entirely through Priest and Gonzalez. A huge percentage of those passing yards started out as a little screen pass to Holmes, or whatever the case may be. You know what I'm saying. Me and you could go in there and throw a little 5 yard pass to Holmes, and then get credit for like a 60 yard gain. Very misleading.

Huge difference, though. Manning is the #1 facet on that Indianapolis offense, while Trent Green is the #4 facet on KC (after Priest, Gonzalez, and the OL). We're basically comparing the Michael Jordan of quarterbacks to the John Starks of quarterbacks, if you follow what I'm saying. You're right, they're like the same dude. They would both be in the latter 20% of that Top 15 list. Now here's one that I definitely disagree with. Don't be surprised if Carr wrecks shop this year. Not that I would have to tell a Texan this...I'm sure that you're well aware. This guy has so much talent that it's sick. I'll take him over Green in a heartbeat. How could anyone ever concentrate on the Atlanta RBs and WRs when this guy can take off and put up damn near 200 rushing yards in one game like he did against Minnesota not too long ago? He opens things up a bit, and then some. Injuries will shorten his career, but as of right now, in 2004, he's easily a Top 5 quarterback. Easily. This is NOT what a Sox fan would say. We're still up there in runs scored and home runs and all of that s***, but tell me, aren't those numbers a tad misleading? I can remember games where Jim Miller cleared 400 passing yards. That is not bulls***, and you can look it up if you like. The key phrase here is when healthy And yeah, if you're going to make a case for Trent Green's passing prowess, you should have a good amount of games where your numbers are mind-boggling. Not the case for Trent. I have been saying the whole time that Trent is above average, not average. Average is Jon Kitna. Trent is clearly an above average quarterback.

You know, Helton might be the only Rockie that gets voted into the Hall Of Fame within their first 30+ years of existence. I can definitely see that happening.

I agree that if you wouldn't be willing to say whatever it is you are trying to say to that person's face, you should not type it. In essence, what you guys are proposing to do is cut down on the population of pussies around here, and I'm all for it.

I'd be interested to find out just how many people will find this site based on the keywords in Apu's signature. That is hilarious.

By the way, the KC running backs and tight ends accounted for more than 50% of those passing yards. Priest and Gonazlez combined for 1700.

Those passing numbers are awfully misleading. Take a look at his game log. VERSUS PITTSBURGH IN WEEK 2: 125 passing yards IN BALTIMORE IN WEEK 4: 159 passing yards VERSUS DENVER IN WEEK 5: 129 passing yards IN OAKLAND IN WEEK 7: 206 passing yards IN SAN DIEGO IN WEEK 13: 155 passing yards IN MINNESOTA IN WEEK 16: 224 passng yards VERSUS CHICAGO IN WEEK 17: 162 passing yards That's 1260 yards passing in those 7 games, the latter four of which were against weak opponents (at least at that particular point in the season, as Minnesota was strong through Week 6 -- best turnover ration in the league) He only had 3 games with over 350+ passing yards on the season....something that Jim Miller did damn near every year when healthy. IN GREEN BAY IN WEEK 6: 400 yards passing VERSUS CLEVELAND IN WEEK 10: 368 yards passing IN DENVER IN WEEK 14: 397 yards passing 4,000+ passing yards....I just dunno what to say. Sneaky. But I must admit that his 92.6 rating in 2002 AND 2003 (same exact rating...kinda spooky) is pretty damn good. But I still maintain that he's an avove average quarterback or slightly better when you take into account that everyone is 100% focused on stopping Priest. And on a Top 15 NFL quarterbacks list, would Trent Green make it? Perhaps, but barely. I'd put all of these guys ahead of Trent: Manning McNair Carr Pennington Brady Plummer Hasselback Bulger Favre Culpepper Brooks Vick Brunell McNabb That's 14 guys, so I'll put Trent at #15. Out of 32 teams, that is middle of the pack.

Okay then, maybe you can tell me all about the big name free agents that we've gone after throughout the Reinsdorf era. And I don't want to hear about Albert Belle.

If I was a gambling man with a lot of money to throw around, I'd bet on the Bears to lose every time and I'd be raking in the dough.

Naah, that's not a good example. The Chiefs offense flows almost entirely through Priest Holmes and Tony Gonzalez. Trent Green is merely an above average fantasy quarterback because he doesn't rack up many yards through the air. EDIT: Scroll down for a more in-depth look at Trent Green's numbers in 2003. And the Patriots receivers are good. I don't care what anyone says. I've seen some crazy s***. That is not strictly Tom Brady working his magic over there. He has some clutch motherf***ers to go to late in games. Anyone who says otherwise probably vegetates throughout the playoff season.

And let's suppose for a minute that Beltre is indeed the real deal. The Sox NEVER go after anyone like that.

Helton is a hall of famer in the making. Paulie is not. Those are my thoughts.

I'm willing to give Garland a shot in 2006 if he happens to suck next year as well.

Exactly, danman. All you have to do is consider his age & there's no way that you can vote "sell" at this point. No way.

11% career donut rate? Wow. I wonder what Slammin' Sammy's career donut rate is. Probably damn near 30%. I'm just going to assume that Ted Williams has the lowest ever donut rate. It's gotta be Ted....