I'm a little drunk(drinking is the only way to make going to these Sox games fun after all)so prepare for the over exaggerations. This team is just awful. This franchise is awful.
-Robin Ventura, go the f*** away. You are one incredibly bad manager who almost makes me wish for the days of Ozzie Guillen. Almost. Thank you so much for not signing that extension.
- Adam Dunn: You need to retire, you bum. You said you would if you ever had a season like two years ago. Here's your chance! Maybe Jim Thome has kept in shape.
- Matt Thornton: How does an 8 year veteran make the mistake of trying to pick someone off second with 2 strikes? Oh, you have no confidence in youself? Don't worry, we have zero confidence in you too.
-Jeff Keppinger: Utility man signed to be a key part of this team. Catch the fever.
-Tyler Flowers: LOL at anyone who kept claiming he'd be competent this off-season. And LOL at me for almost believing you.
-Front office: Just... I don't even know where to begin.
This team still does have some parts, believe it or not. De Aza, Rios, Viciedo, Gillaspie, Sale, Peavy, Quintana, Danks(hopefully), SANTIAGO( free him, you idiots), Jones and Reed seem good enough to keep around and win some games. They just have next to nothing around them and it is pathetic.