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QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 23, 2005 -> 01:24 PM) Explain to me why the Pirates would trade a guy who was an absolute stud for them last year, is young and cheap. To steal a line from qwerty if the Pirates trade Oliver I'll eat my shoe. Pics.

It's called MS Paint. I'm sure you have the program on your computer right now.

Lighting/makeup and airbrushing can make a girl like that look good. She's really not that good looking but to reitterate, she has an absolutley amazing body.

QUOTE(Antonio Osuna @ Jul 23, 2005 -> 01:11 AM) I've seen worse faces. Much worse. I don't get why you'd call her out on it. I'm saying she has one of the most amazing bodies around but her face does take away from it, she's just not pretty.

QUOTE(JoshPR @ Jul 23, 2005 -> 12:42 AM) Who is Vida?? Is she Latin?? She looks it. She's gotta great Behind Vida Guerra, amazing latina body minus the face.

Jose Contreras.

Dane Cook Daniel Tosh Steven Lynch Denis Leary Zach Galifianakis Dave Chappelle Greg Fitzsimmons Lewis Black Nick Di Paolo Richard Jeni Jimmy Pardo Frank Caliendo Mitch Hedberg* * I threw him in there even though he's dead. I gave you 12 who are better, I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now but this was just off the top of my head.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 11:54 PM) Note: People who like comedy and do not get easily offended...LISTEN TO CARLOS f***ING MENCIA! Funniest guy ever! I bought 2 of his DVD's and they are hilarious! I can name atleast 10 active comedian who are funnier than Mencia, he doesnt' exactly have the most original material.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 11:38 PM) I agree wit hall you guys. I was one of the ones who didnt throw the seasin away last night. People act like the world is over after a Sox loss. Actually you did.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 11:30 PM) Very, Very sad. I really think my new plan will just to come here after Sox W's. The site turns into a joke after a loss. That's actually what I've been doing lately, if the Sox win I'll go to the site but if they lose I stay away. It's just such bulls*** that I would have to do something like that.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 10:43 PM) I don't know how or why, but behind Frank, Crede's become my 2nd favorite player on the Sox. I have a real hard time hating the guy. I feel the exact same way, I don't want this icky feeling, I'm supposed to hate Joe Crede but for some reason I have become a fan of the guy. I just really can't find any reason to hate him.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) People just need to think how ridiculous they were acting last night. We were 30 games over and 10 up last night, and that equates to people jumping out windows. We just add 1 game to each of those totals above, and suddenly people are sane again. There needs to be a medium found. Some of the s*** that I read last night was just f***ing stupid. Some people have stop being so reactionary. I remember reading someone wanted A.J., Konerko and someone else (I believe Uribe but not sure) shipped out, if that wasn't the most reactionary thing I've ever heard. They want A.J. who is quite possibly the MVP of this team traded because he's hitting 40-50 points below his career average. That's just a f***ing stupid comment. If we lose tomorrow I'm afraid we'll have a repeat. It's really sad.

I was thinking about taking a little break from Soxtalk after the loss last night. Things just get too depressing on here when the Sox lose. If they go out and get shelled tomorrow I think I might just take that vacation but otherwise I'll sticking around.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 10:04 PM) No way dude. Hermy f***in sucks I'm just kidding in case someone doesn't realize. Great win tonight, got that sour taste out of my mind from last night. You're so f***ing negative. You're just never happy. :headshake

QUOTE(drowninginflame @ Jul 22, 2005 -> 12:25 PM) I never even noticed this forum was even here It's a damn shame you found it.

The Transplants/Rancid.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 03:16 PM) I only added the bebel in the text.... Well all I was talking about was the text so "ever one" would be refering to the text. s*** choice of words.

You did way too much with the text, less is more. You added an outer bevel to everyone and it looks quite bad. Reduce the amount of s*** you do to the text and ditch the checkerboard it looks cheap.

QUOTE(knightni @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 02:33 AM) Shouldn't that be in green? Obvious sarcasm does not require green.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 01:56 AM) That's the one I was f***ing looking for. I always forget the damn symbols. Anyway yes I am totally jealous of your awesome Photoshop skillz. Perhaps you can teach me. :puke

Spybot Search & Destroy works pretty damn good.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 01:18 AM) We all know B-Mac wasn't ready, so there's no real point in using the B-Mac in the majors argument. And yes we all saw what Lowe did in the playoffs, but is it a guarantee that he's going to pitch like that again especially when his regular season stats are not great to say the least? At least someone like Jason Schmidt has had good form leading up to the deadline. And have a look at Lowe's splits compared to an un-named pitcher (I'll let you all try and guess which one it is). (Lowe is #1 BTW) BAA: 1) .284 2) .228 ERA: 1) 4.18 2) 4.34 WHIP: 1) 1.36 2) 1.30 HR: 1) 18 2) 17 Away Games: 1) 0-5 2) 3-2 July: 1) 0-2, 9.22 ERA 2) 2-2, 5.09 ERA Please, please, please, not this again. My head still hurts from last night. :banghead

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 10:10 PM) Can I call you Simon instead of Deploderer, Simon? Oh, BTW, bloody awesome job man! EDIT: Taken out last name for privacy. QUOTE(DePloderer @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 10:31 PM) You can call me what you like. Just don't call me late for dinner! DAMN!!! You just got burned from across the ocean.

Ahem.