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QUOTE(jerseysox @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 02:33 PM) fine, not "ever," but it's damn funny. what is bloodninja? Google it. And prepare to laugh your ass off.

I used to bone my bat all the time, it's perfectly legal and works like a charm. All you do is locate a femur bone from a cow and then rub it up and down your bat. This process fills the poors on the bat thus making it harder, anytime you can make your bat harder you're going to hit the ball with more force. I know what I said sounds extremely dirty. I'm sure most of you children were giggling through the whole damn thing.

I had it set to vote for every pitcher. So everyone was getting votes, including Buehrle. I'm gonna get Jon up to around Buehrle now.

Who's your pitching staff? Top five vote-getters make it. 56.8% Mark Buehrle, White Sox (26102 responses) 0.0% Calos Zambrano, Cubs (6 responses) 9.7% Jon Garland, White Sox (4467 responses) 0.0% Greg Maddux, Cubs (6 responses) 9.0% Freddy Garcia, White Sox (4113 responses) 4.6% Glendon Rusch, Cubs (2112 responses) 10.8% Orlando Hernandez, White Sox (4941 responses) 0.0% Mark Prior, Cubs (21 responses) 9.0% Jose Contreras, White Sox (4145 responses) 0.0% Kerry Wood, Cubs (3 responses) 45916 total responses I'm going to work on Hermanson now.

That is not the funniest thing ever, bloodninja blows that out of the water.

OK, I think I'll start flooding with Buehrle some time in the next 5 minutes.

I'll take Buehrle and then Hermanson.

QUOTE(Spod=Ratings @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 02:33 AM) Soxtalk rules i just wish there was Packtalk.com Or not. You damn cheese head.

When the voting comes up for Starting pitchers we have to pick who we're going to flood for. This is the order that the pitchers should finish in: Mark Buehrle Jon Garland Freddy Garcia Jose Contreras Orlando Hernandez I'll flood for Mark Buehrle seeing how I have the fastest and easiest method of flooding.

Sorry guys I guess my 200,000 votes aren't good enough for you.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 01:28 AM) Shutup, asshole. f*** off. No, seriously.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 01:20 AM) http://traveloasis.com/pet-travel-gear.html You just wasted 10 seconds of my life, I'd like it back please.

Jason(chisoxfn) is the main man but his minions keep everyone in line. This is a damn good board with damn good people.

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 01:03 AM) last i checked Fields hasn't even gone yard yet this year. Josh Fields is batting .229 with 8 HRs and 41 RBIs 78SOs/28BBs

Noone should bank on Josh Fields being the future 3rd baseman of the White Sox. He hasn't proven s*** in the minors and has struggled mightley this year especially.

Give Houston anything you have to, just get Roy Oswalt in the Starting Rotation tomorrow.

Once again I cried from reading this one. It is just too damn funny:

I think you're all forgetting the Wildcard in this whole discussion the trade was: Freddy Garcia FOR Jeremy Reed, Miguel Olivo and Michael Morse That's right Michael Morse recently called up by the Seattle Mariners to fill in at SS for the suckass Wilson Valdez Morse this season: .329 (23/59) with 1HR, 9 Runs and 5 RBI. Not bad for someone a lot of you can't even remember.

I literally cried from laughter after I read this one:

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 12:10 AM) The park looks amazing since the renovations. Blue is no longer a main color in it... as it is mostly black and white. The awning makes it seem more old-time, and the ammenity's are first rate. Get your ass there. Hard to do that when you live in Kansas.

Maybe Francona was turned down by a few managers and had nowhere else to turn so he asked Trammell and Macha.

Welcome back man.

QUOTE(robinventura23 @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 12:01 AM) Robin's Grand Slam in the bottom of the ninth to win it off of Goose Gossage. After he scored, Frank picked him up with arm. It was awesome! Once again, this is a part of the opening montage for the Sox at the Cell.

QUOTE(AirScott @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 11:35 PM) you make good points, I just really don't like it when money is made an issue. the problem with Schmidt is that he's struggling and we'd be banking on the fact that he turns it around. you bring his salary into it, it's almost like you're saying even if it were guaranteed he'd turn it around, you wouldn't want him at that price. hell, maybe that's what you are saying, but either way, I wouldn't mind seeing this team spend like the Yankees. Hell, I was just putting his contract out there for everyone to see, I wasn't implying anything.

Who's the right fielder on your All-City team? 67.2% Jermaine Dye, White Sox (20050 responses) 32.8% Jeromy Burnitz, Cubs (9779 responses) 29829 total responses Well, I quit for the night.